gold farmer tan

(noun) the lack of pigment in one's skin due to infrequent exposure to sunlight as a result of playing video games. Most applicable during the summer months, a gold farmer's tan is the sign of staying inside on what would be considered a beautiful day. The term is not limited to those of fair complexion as it corresponds more to the actions of those who forego spending time outside for the comfort of the indoors. Origins of the term point back to a farmer's tan in which one's exposure to sunlight is limited to the forearms and neck. The other part comes from gold farming which is the practice of spending inordinate amounts of time in virtual game environments for the purpose of monetary gain. Both terms, when combined, take on a new meaning as a pejorative for the actions of heavy video game users.
The forecast for the next week is all above 90°F, looks like my brother will be working on his gold farmer tan.
by AspiringKnowItAll July 07, 2012
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Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik

adjective

1. Characterizing a discourse or monologue that explores a wide range of topics or arguments from a singular, often passionate or biased perspective.

2. 2. Describing a spontaneous or energetic outburst that covers a broad spectrum of subjects, influenced by heightened enthusiasm or excitement, often lacking a clear focus but rich in personal references and anecdotes.
Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik

adjective

1. In his latest blog post, the author delivers a polytenztangenic tirade that, while seemingly erratic, provides deep insights into his unique worldview on digital privacy.

2. After consuming an excessive amount of energy drinks, she launched into a polytenztangenic rant during the meeting, weaving through topics from corporate strategy to her adventures in backpacking, much to the amusement and confusion of her.
by Veil Couture February 23, 2024
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sand tan

Sand Tan is a synonym of MDMA based on its sandlike texture and colour.
I’ve taken some sand tan
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spray-tan dump

When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.
I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.
by thechri5 March 02, 2019
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Arkansas Spray Tan

1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor.

2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.
I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.
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Dan tan dare

When you say Dan tan dare to your lady you're telling her she's dead sexy "you look Dan tan dare tonight darling"
"you look Dan tan dare tonight darling"
by Karloss, November 17, 2018
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Covid Tan

Having a tan line horizontally across your face, due to wearing a face mask
I looked in the mirror when I got back home and noticed I have a covid tan right across my face!
by Jumpinjaxx7 March 10, 2021
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