Cookie Monster

See Ja Rule.

Ya sing for hoes and ya sound like the Cookie Monster

by G-Union May 6, 2003

cunt monster

noun. An unattractive woman with an unpleasant personality. A woman void of attractive characteristics.

My boss looks like an overweight troll doll that has been in the dryer with a dead dog for several days and she openly hates gay people. She is a cunt monster.

by Madame Mame March 23, 2011

Coast Monster

An arrogant and ignorant person who believes every inch of the United States that's not within 300 miles of the ocean is desolate wasteland.

Like a typical coast monster, Nathan had never been further inland than Sacramento.

by turaligo December 18, 2014

BANANA MONSTER

A person who has an insatiable craving for penis in their mouth. Hence, BANANA MONSTER.

That girl blew every guy on her team. She's a real banana monster!!

by blackbeltjones September 15, 2010

White monster

Zero Ultra White Monster is made for the white male to drink during White Boy Summer to vrilmax, save his country, and destroy (((them))).

Alpha: Holy shit dude when you took a sip of that White Monster you grew 6ft tall, got ripped, and your testosterone went up.
Alpha #2: I know, I love my people now.

by Evropeanking1234 June 5, 2023

Hood Monster

A girl that is extremely promiscuous. She knows she is and she uses sex to meet ends but is not a prostitute. She sluts herself around and usually ends up naked after a couple of beers.

"Dude, that girl in there giving that guy a lap dance is a slut!"
"I know, shes a Hood Monster!"

by Train505 May 19, 2010

monster minder

Someone who defends or protects massive or unruly pets.

Chuck: "Did you see that dude at the park with the huge Roti?"

P.B.: "Yup, he had tons of gear to control that MoFo, case he went apeshit on the

other poor unsuspecting pups there."

Chuck: "I know eh, the guy must me a "monster minder".

by nar August 26, 2014