When a person is dirty minded, they think abt anything weird, even Yum-Yum Fats from you chest..
They will probably think of something sexual more often then a person that isnt dirty minded.
like if you find 2 basketballs and someone gave you a stick.. wtf would that be if you put it in the centre of the 2 basketballs..
*You*: Hey!! Do you know what starts with p, is inside pants and you can put something in it??
*Dirty minded friend*: Uhh.. i dont think you wanna know
Example 1
Bingley: "That Bennet chick's sizzling, yo."
Darcy: "I'll bare her in mind!" (gazes into middle distance with appreciative smile)
Example 2
Interviewer: "Well, thanks for coming in. We've got other applicants to see but we'll certainly bare you in mind."
Candidate (to self): "I'm toast... "