microcoon

Microcoon..... What everyone thinks they've got when someone else's maine coon is bigger!

- a small Maine Coon Cat.
Or a Maine coon that hasn't reached its maturity yet.

My MC is 2 and 3kg.... my dear, you have a Microcoon. Maine coon cat

by MCMAAD May 25, 2016

Microwave

A box in the kitchen in which the lazy arses of society may cook food quickly. It should have no metal inside it and have a turny turny table so it goes round and round. The food tastes better because it feels like it’s been to the Fairground.

“Ah, the microwave a modern gem”

“I say we just get together one evening and I will microwave up some left over Cottage Pie...”

“Did you hear about that sick geeza who microwaved a bumble-bee?”

microwave

by Superfledge February 12, 2018

micromental

A topic broached by couples to ensue an argument that has no basis in reality.

We have just wasted over an hour arguing over a subject that is entirely micromental.
Coined by Marsha Metheny

by Mars12321 November 7, 2018

Microwave Mode

When you identify as a microwave and you go “mmmmmmm”

I’m going to go microwave mode Mmmmmmm *beep beep beep*

by HeE_heE_trash June 21, 2019

Microviral

Going viral in less then 24 hours, then having the media removed from the website by more woke people

Yo, my video of the shotgun challenge went microviral. It would have went viral but Jimmy's confederate flag boxers were oppressing to white antifa rioters.

by Ultracaffeine July 12, 2019

Microdeflated

The feeling you get when you take meal you have been looking forward to from the microwave, sit down to your favorite show only to discover it is still icy cold in the middle.

Mark had been working hard! Imagine his feeling when he finally found time to sit down to the lunch his wife had lovingly packed that morning only to discover it was still cold in the middle . Mark was microdeflated

by Dagzey6707 August 28, 2019

microverse

A miniature variation of a universe that's different in ways other than ours. It was originally used in Rick and Morty "The Rick's Must Be Crazy" to power Rick's space cruiser within that microverse contained the miniverse and within the miniverse contained the teenyverse.

*Car Breaks Down*
Morty-Oh, boy. W-what's wrong, Rick? Is it the quantum carburetor or something?

Rick-Jesus, Morty. You can't just add a *burp*-- Sci-Fi word to a car word and hope it means something.

Rick-Hmm looks like it's the microverse battery.

by MightyToad360YT November 13, 2019