6 definitions by Ultracaffeine
A very serious condition where you need constant snackage. Frequent candy breaks are also sometimes necessary for more serious cases.
There is no cure.
There is no cure.
"Man, why is your lunchbox taking up all of the refrigerator?"
"Dude. Don't discriminate. I have appititis."
"Dude. Don't discriminate. I have appititis."
by Ultracaffeine September 18, 2019
a skinny person who identifies themselves as fat. What transphobes refer to as a person with anorexia.
Billy: OMG did you see Tiffany? She’s like 5’11”, 60 lbs, and says she’s fat! I think she’s anorexic.
Bob: Woah brah, watch the hate, she’s not anorexic, she’s a transfat.
Billy: Thanks for waking me up bro, mama didn’t raise no transphobe!
Bob: Woah brah, watch the hate, she’s not anorexic, she’s a transfat.
Billy: Thanks for waking me up bro, mama didn’t raise no transphobe!
by Ultracaffeine April 13, 2022
The feeling one gets when eating high quality spicy foods. The burning flavor is sensed by the taste receptors of both the mouth, and anus.
After eating at the fancy Thai place, Jimmy had to go out for ice cream that night. The double burn was so powerful he had to sit on an ice pack the next day.
by Ultracaffeine July 1, 2022
When you ask a question so undefined, a crystal ball can't even predict the outcome. An accumulation of such errors in a crystal ball could begin to distort the space-time continuous. A cleansing ceremony must be conducted before a fracture between worlds occurs. The ceremony consists of coupon burgers, excess amounts of candy, and waving your arms while saying "psh."
"Man. I asked my crystal ball about when I would win the lottery, but it came back with 'sin tax error.'"
"Ah man. You have to ask questions in units of hours and dollars. You're going to open a portal if you keep asking questions like that."
"Ah man. You have to ask questions in units of hours and dollars. You're going to open a portal if you keep asking questions like that."
by Ultracaffeine October 3, 2019
Going viral in less then 24 hours, then having the media removed from the website by more woke people
Yo, my video of the shotgun challenge went microviral. It would have went viral but Jimmy's confederate flag boxers were oppressing to white antifa rioters.
by Ultracaffeine July 12, 2019
by Ultracaffeine December 18, 2019