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Is This Real Life?

N. A term used when something redunkulous just happened. Generally used when one is in complete shock and can't put into words what they are thinking.

N. A term used when something really good happened and one is extremely happy. Substitute for OMG, Seriously?, or Are you kidding me?
Kristen: He just blocked me on Facebook.
Sarah: Why??
Kristen: He said I was a creeper..
Sarah: Is this real life??? You freaking hate him!
Kristen: That's what I'm sayin!

Bentley: Farrah, I've liked you since we met in 7th grade. I have been scared to tell you my feelings because I didn't want to lose you..
Farrah: Is this real life? I've always loved you too!
by sunshine53 July 24, 2011
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Soft Life

Opposite of hard life.

Where you make decisions that leave you feeling stress free and vibrating higher.

Less about wealth (though it helps) and more about making good choices.

- ordering an Uber to your devil dick appointment instead of taking public transport.

- Cancelling/rejecting plans with problematic friends & family members
I’m quitting this bastard job. This manager is not the one, I wasn’t put on this Earth to struggle, I want a soft life.
by LHTLondon January 6, 2021
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Set for life

When someone wins the lottery or accumulates over 5 million dollars. Once they have enough money they can go into retirement under the age of 30 or early 40s. After they retire, they can buy a nice house and do whatever the fuck they want without working or having the need of money again.
Will smith: fuck yeah, now that I just finished the film iRobot, Im baisically set for life.
by Hempn March 2, 2010
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Life Ruiner

noun:
someone who is unbelievably perfect; ruins your image on how most people are; makes you believe that most people are unworthy because there is someone like him/her around
Darren Criss, Logan Lerman, Andrew Garfield, Joe Walker, Charlie McDonnell, Life Ruiner
by Permanent Rose June 3, 2011
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life

refers to gram of cocain.
by [hoo ha] February 4, 2004
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injection for life

An exclamation accompanied by an index finger to upper-arm gesture that is quickly self-administered at the first sign of girl or boy "germs". Particularly popular with Australian schoolchildren throughout the 1990s.

Ironically, the injection for life never actually lasted for life, as it was said at every possible opportunity, if not several times a school day.
Jess: Ooh, David just borrowed my eraser and I think I saw him pick his nose earlier!

Stacey, Christine and Sharon: Injection for life!!
by Ginadean February 13, 2009
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Tour Life

A phrase, that also doubles as a hashtag, is often used by wannabe musicians who buy their way onto a larger band's tour because they don't have any real fans of their own, besides the thirty friends and family who like their social media posts. "Tour Life" is also used by talentless girls who seek out and date well known musicians and take over their band so they can push their own celebrity agenda.
Bob: "Did you see that douche Andy from the band "Butt" spent his inheritance money to buy onto that huge MegaLife concert?"
John: "Yeah, and he posted sweaty pics of himself standing in front of MegaLife's crowd and used the hashtag #TourLife to show how big of a rockstar he thinks he is.

Bill: "Kristine's boyfriend's band 'EnergyGuy4000' isn't allowed to tour without her band 'Elbow Hi Rat' as the opener. And since they always follow her rules and do what she says, she makes sure to take a tired pic of herself on their tour bus and captions it with "Tour Life" to show how hard she worked for her place in the industry.

Tom: "So that's how she does it."
by dwerner June 2, 2018
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