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Lawnmower Lesbian

The opposite of Lipstick Lesbian. The lesbian who loves the outdoors, sports, cars and is potentially more sexy butch looking. Great friend, loyal and offers best help around the home or change your car oil. Often having all the interests a straight man would love to share with a women, and a gay couple needs to survive.
Maggie is a lawnmower lesbian she loves fishing, shooting and hunting, her Amber partner is a stunning lipstick lesbian. They are perfect opposites.
by pezpact November 14, 2022
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Chocolate lesbians

An alternative term for ‘chocolate leibniz
by Chocolesbian April 10, 2023
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Loser Lesbian

A loser who also happens to be a lesbian; often is very awkward around women and may make bad relationship decisions; related to useless lesbian
“She’s still convinced that they ‘made out platonically’ and the bouquet of ‘friendship roses’ meant nothing”

“I literally saw them trip and fall face first in front of their crush today”

“Loser Lesbian Syndrome strikes again”
by izaruru September 17, 2023
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second semester lesbian

A girl (who is usually studying Gender Studies) who aggressive adopts a lesbian identity late in the first year of University/College study. However by the time graduation rolls around (unlike an actual lesbian) they have abandoned this identity and are often engaged to a soon to be doctor, lawyer or accountant.

The term was used at least as far back as the early 2000s by the sex and relationships advice columnist Dan Savage.
"I'm going to come out to my folks at Christmas time."
"Maybe wait till you've had at least one serious girlfriend or even hooked up with another girl,? Make sure you aren't just a Second Semester Lesbian?"
by Lord Boofhead July 1, 2016
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fuck like a lesbian

Preferring sex that mixes things up, trying and exploring new things and sensations, with no real goal or endpoint. This is different than with men, who are known for wanting to fuck until they finish--whatever gets them there faster.
Boy: "I learned sex from a very adventurous girl. So, I kinda fuck like a lesbian. I'm told that's a good thing."
by blizzardbell March 9, 2017
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ur dad lesbian lol

The comeback for when somebody says ur mom gay lol. This will counter them and end their useless life.
Some gay bloke: “Oi, ur mom gay lol
Me: ur dad lesbian lol”

Some gay bloke: *dies*
by ur clapped May 10, 2018
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Boarding School Lesbian

A girl who may not actually be homosexual in the conventional sense but engages in lesbian activity in her boarding school due to no available males.
I was pissed about being away from boys but maybe I could still get my sugar from some Boarding School Lesbian.
by ApricotFields September 28, 2018
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