Band Kid 

One who is in the high school band, and more specifically, the marching band. Probably some of the biggest perverts you will ever happen upon, a band kid's life centers around marching band.
Their life? They have none because it consists entirely of marching band.
It is worth it though and they love every minute (That they're not hating with a passion, such as parades.)

Most wouldn't trade it for the world.
Roll stepping your way through band camp, 'band bus' rides and the shenanigans that go on, competitions and practice.
This is our life.

"Hey, you want to invite Emily to come with us?"
"She can't, she has a football game to go to. Marching band and all..."
"Well, how about Saturday?"
"She has a competition."
"Sunday?"
"Practice."
"Monday?"
"Pep band."
"Tuesday?"
"Practice."
"Does she have ANY day free?"
"Dude, she's a band kid."

Band Kid by Laura January 14, 2008

Rich Kid Syndrome

A child, who has been born into great fortune, however does not realize it. The child has been pampered his entire life and therefore usually puts themselves ahead of others, later on leads to social problems , and general self-hatred, usually leading to excessive drinking, excessive marijuana use and/or excessive cocaine use in teen years. Usually he or she has lived in a sheltered community, that consists of other rich kids, therefore when confronted with someone lesser of fortune, he or is she is unable to comprehend it, and usually mocking is employed. He or she is also lazy; having never having to worry about receiving anything due to a pampered lifestyle and usually receives failing marks in school. Usually grows up to: 1) spend daddy's money 2)begin a career at daddy's company as a vice-president only to spend the day masturbating like a wild monkey to internet pornography 3) become a bum 4) become a drug addict and/or alcoholic 5) work at McDonalds.

Damn! That kid definitely suffers from Rich Kid Syndrome, he drives 75,000 Mercedes G-500, never has worked a day in his life, and is failing out of school! Screw Reagan!

Rich Kid Syndrome by I'm still jenny from the block July 10, 2003

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

A “diary” book series about a middle school boy named Greg Heffley. His best friend is named Rowley Jefferson. The author of the series is Jeff Kinney.

The Diary of a Wimpy Kid book series is good for all ages.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid by -Sunshine May 26, 2018

Fat Kid 

Any person who, regardless of age, sex or stature, adores food with every fiber of their being. Note that being a fat kid does not imply anything about a person's weight; it is purely a state of mind.

Certain moments and activities can be categorized as Fat Kid Moments and/or Activities. Examples: going to the grocery store at 2am because all you want in life are brownies; eating an entire pint of Ben&Jerrys when you really only meant to have a bite; pity eating the last bite/portion of food on a plate/bowl/cake pan; assuming other people's food left in the fridge more than three days is automatically up for grabs; patronizing buffet restaurants more than is strictly necessary/healthy/sane; putting whipped cream on..well..everything; interjecting thoughts about food into conversations that had nothing to do with food until that point; etc.

"So...you going back for thirds, too?"
"Um, obviously. Haha omg we're such fat kids."

"Dude I'm such the fat kid...Everyone at the party had these dainty portions on their plates, and I was wolfing down crackers and goat cheese like it was my job."

"Hey, did you read that article on Mexican sociocultural shifts and the escalating tension between adolescent social groups?"
"Mmm...Mexican food."

Fat Kid by my dog has no nose April 1, 2008

Subway Kid

A lyric from Lady Gaga's "Born this way", that no one seams to know what it means.

Give yourself prudence and love your friends

Subway kid, rejoice your truth

Subway Kid by Aggieguy99 February 28, 2011

punk kid

A commited person to there beliefs. They do believe in freedom of expression. True punks are non-conformist. So this means they do what they want because they themselves want to infact do that, not because there friends convince them into changing. They want to make an impact on authority to change it for the better. They believe in rebellion, but for a cause thats worth it. They dont just become this way because of the music, the music is just mearly a small influence. They start up in this lifestyle because it fits there personallity. Also the way they dress just makes them feel like individuals, like someone different who wants to stay away from the flow and live on their own. And if partying is part of it,hey its worth it. They want to change peoples ways of thinking, to sort of open up there eyes to something new. Sure they might wear checkers and have mohawks, and liberty spikes,peircings or different colored hair, but why should that matter to others its just materialism.. so if they want to do that let them, its called freedom of choice..But over all they are pretty cool people, and usually are really smart, tough on the outside, but are mostly really nice,

Punk kid-"Stop the war"
Anonymous person- "those punks are always startin trouble"
Punk kid-"At least were trying to make a difference"
Anonymous person-"Those kids otta be locked away"
Punk kid- "At least we'll be locked away for a good reason"
Anonymous person-Whatever

punk kid by RAYPMJG December 28, 2006

Star Wars Kid 

A poor and rather unfortunate overweight boy, who self massacred himself by filming a rather unpleasant set of physical actions.

Doesn't Jordan look like the Star Wars Kid??

Star Wars Kid by Bradley the Explorer January 28, 2004