Juggalo/Juggalette

a crazy mutha who don't die till he/she gets what they want
we is down wit da clown 4 life
(juggalo-male/juggalette/female)

MMFCL

that mutha just won't die. there's no doubt he's a juggalo

by i kill people March 11, 2005

Jugger-Noob

Person who always uses Juggernaut in COD4, normally a newbie. Combo of Juggernaut Newbie.

"That Time2Roll is a noob. He is always using Jugger-Noob" or "F'ing Dogboy. Thinks he is good but he is just a Jugger-Noob. He might be Gay"

by Time2Roll January 16, 2009

Kansas City Juggler

When a man feels up a woman with 3 breasts but only touches two at one time but evenly distributes feeling time to all 3.

Dean: "Did you hear about that jungle girl Cherryl"
Kevin: "Ya
Dean: "I Kansas City Juggler'd the shit out of her last night"

by Scary Cherry December 18, 2010

Colorado Bag Juggler

When a female is sucking a dudes balls then the ball sack rips. She takes your balls and starts to juggle them. Then she proceeds to shove them in your mouth in a very hostile way.

last night becky gave me a colorado bag juggler... nasty

by Bartledoo June 10, 2011

juggalos

A Fan of Psychopathic Records. Some, one, or all the artists, regardless if you listen closely to the music from the first jokers card to the last it tells a story, it gives examples on basically how not to live your life, and it also preaches religion, love for one another, regardless of "Juggalo" status, and respect. Generally a "Juggalo" is just an average "Joe" that has a lot of the same views as the artists of psychopathic, those being religious, political, social, moral, and ethical views. Not all juggalos are violent. In fact, most are peaceful, fun loving citizens, who do not go around robbing, hacking people with a hatchet, or hijacking minivans. The reason why "Juggalos" as a group are defined as "ignorant" or "bigot" or "violent" is because most of the news and information making headlines about juggalos are horrible crimes. Before you go ahead and write a definition on a certain type of person, or a group of people, please don't stereo type by mass media, headlines, hearsay, or any other means than pure, scientific, RESEARCH. If you look "Behind the Paint" you will see that 17 out of 20 juggalos fit my description, 85%. So don't base your opinion on a MINORITY, look at the picture as a whole.

*And yes i happen to be a juggalo, not because i'm an "outcast" or "insane" or "don't fit in" its because i agree with the views and opinions of psychopathic artists. as a matter of fact i have been Spreading MCL since i was 13, i am now 22, so for 9 years i have been down with the clown. I was very popular in school, Graduated at the age of 16 valedictorian. as of this being written i am currently age 22 and a PROFESSOR @ GVT in Greenville, SC. 169 iq (31 points below EINSTEIN) so for those of you who have classified juggalos in general as stupid. Your definition is now NULL and INVALID please be CIVILIZED and APPEND your entry and if your entry is pure speculation, just remove it.

*Real name censored* KaoS out, MMFCL 2 ALL!! (Even the haters) i love the haters EQUALLY because they do not bring us down they EMPOWER us and make our PRESENCE all the more MEANINGFUL!

What true juggalos would do in such a situation

TRUE Juggalo: Waddup ninja?

Some kid wearin an psy records shirt: Nothin much man just gonna rob this liquor store here right quick, drink a 40 of OE and, go bump the new blaze album

TRUE Juggalo: Man, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING, your lucky i dont....

Kid wearing shirt: What you talkin about man, im just bein a juggalo like you.

TRUE Juggalo: *Beats the shit out of the kid for being an idiot and takes his shirt to give it to someone who DESERVES to wear it*

*Note: The violence described here in this last example is actually a true example what would happen if this was a real situation. The kid was not beaten for being DOWN WITH THE CLOWN he was beaten because he was an idiot. And the stripping of the shirt or anything psy releated was so that person would no be associated with the juggalo community and is NOT a robbery, its meant to be demeaning

by XxKaoSxX September 7, 2007

jugganite

A mansonite/juggalo.They are usually goths,but they can be normal also.They listen to both ICP and Marilyn Manson and share many of their same views although at some points they conflict with themselves and will choose a side between the two.

jugganite-i'm down with the clown but that dosnt mean i cant still be one of the Beautiful People, am i right Mother Faulker?

by Mutlee March 18, 2007

juggalo

First off, I'm a juggalo. A juggalo is a person that may or may not listen to ICP or anyone from Psychopathic Records, but still keeps it real by living life worth the ride. We all as juggalos know how f*cked up this world is, and we live differently. We like to be a little "underground" at times to avoid selling out to the mainstream. A juggalo realizes popularity doesn't matter, it's about being real and true. In fact, if a juggalo likes to get tattooed with clown love, that's cool. If not, that's cool too. But the main thing behind the juggalo is the belief that greed is what has f*cked up the world the most. So our example is to not be greedy, but to love and welcome more love for those who want to join us.

Juggalo: Hey man, what'z crack-a-lackin'?

Mainstream guy: Not much, but did you see American Idol last night? I can't believe so and so lost!

Juggalo: Nah man, I'm not into that popular s*it. I waz chillin' in tha crib listenin' to Twiztid, while watchin' tha newz an' s*it and seein' how screwed we are if tha gov't won't keep it real and stop frontin'.

by James tha Juggalo Ninja J May 11, 2006