HAYDEN WOOD

A HAYDEN WOOD is a fat and ugly white person

Person 1: man that dude is ugly and fat and a white dude.

Person2: yeah he must be a HAYDEN WOOD.

by Hwood015 April 6, 2020

ho wood

1. the erectile response a male experiances upon being aroused by a prostitute

2. the sign for Hollywood Video in Salem, OR, next to the red robin

1. I got a ho wood at my bachelor party

2. Dude, let's go to ho wood and rent Titanic

by carmen novenchilagasvie February 5, 2009

Miss Wood

Miss Wood looks like mrs potato head but on crack. You can see her from a mile away because she is a whale. If you see her u will probably get 10 after schools because u looked at her weird. She sits on her ass all day and spealizes in giving people kids hard times.

Quick Miss woods coming hide your bag and hit the boost on the ASAP.

by Bathurst Channel November 9, 2018

waning wood

When your pecker wood starts devolving back to it's original form

When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

Pine of the woods

Not from around this area. A foreign concept that is unfamiliar or odd.

*City girl walks into a barn full of horse shit in stilettos*
Boy: “She ain’t form these pine of the woods”

by Hope-less January 3, 2021

shlanging that wood

when male genitalia exceeds one’s expectations

that french boy was shlanging that wood fr fr

by tess guadinino November 13, 2022

cutting the wood

term used when you jerk off to much and your dick falls off

Yo johnny is in the hospital because he was cutting the wood so much while watching porn, his dick fell off.

by Huntoar April 21, 2017