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Calm yo bed

C: I am FREAKING out!

B: Just calm yo bed fool.
by bem123 May 23, 2009
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bed sheet troll

Noun: Bed Sheet Troll
1. A woman who engages in sexual intercourse in a profligate manner
2. (informal) a promiscuous woman

Synonyms:
chicken head, cyprian, douche bag, floozie, hussy, loose, promiscuous, skank, slut, sluttish, strumpet, tart, trull, wanton, wench, whore
Guy: "Oh, look sweetheart, your best friend is doing some strange guy in our bed!"

Girl: "Haha, I know, she's such a bed sheet troll!"
by Steve Monroe January 11, 2008
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human bunk bed

The act of forming a bunk bed with warm bodies. Usually involving 3 individuals but can be created with 2 very crafty individuals. Represented with the 699 symbol.

Ideally this formation involves 3 women or a man and 2 women. However, it will still be deemed a human bunk bed with 2 men and 1 woman and technically a human bunk bed with 3 men.

There is no ideal locale for this formation to take place. However light is preferred since the first human bunk bed was created in the absence of light.
"Hey baby, you ever make a human bunk bed before? No? Well its easy. Go grab your girlfriend and get on. But first, I've got to work on my glamour muscles."
by humanbunkbed May 10, 2010
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using Brandy's bed

Derived from the television show "Rock of Love" wherein a cast member said she needed to masturbate and she was going to "use Brandy's bed".
He didn't quite get me off so I am going to be "using Brandy's bed" tonight
by Alecca Jackson October 17, 2007
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tattle-tale bed

A bed that makes loud noises from any movement, usually related to when sexual activities take place.
We got caught last night because she has a tattle-tale bed. Her dad hates me now.
by athemissbitch May 8, 2014
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Shit the bed Matilda

Well shit the bed Matilda did you see that guy stealing that tv!
by Sir Crapsaway August 2, 2016
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Bed and Breakfast Special

A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.
Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
by Magnumus Dongus May 20, 2018
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