Couch Humper

People who like to have sex with couches.

J.D. Vance is a couch humper.

by Lynch/Fellini August 19, 2024

couch potato

Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.

GET OFF THE COUCH YOU COUCH POTATO

by kjsdfrisue March 9, 2017

Couch gang

A super duper cool friend group😎💪 we have movie nights on illegal websites (you didn’t hear that from me) cough cough soap2day. We also play roblox and vc all the time. Sometimes Minecraft, not often though 😔😔 we’re super snazzy honestly.

“Have you heard of the couch gang?”
“Yes !!:) I’m actually apart of it.”

by Plsfuncoolgood April 21, 2022

couch novel

someone who likes spending his/her time by reading novels while reclining on a couch!

jane(looking at jared who's sitting on a couch, reading 'The Ambler Warning'): gawd jared! You are such a couch novel!

by karait twirl April 7, 2009

couche man

kiro

kiro is the true couche man

by couche man October 14, 2021

Couch Belt

Oath to thyself not to leave the couch while drinking whiskey.

I have on my couch belt or put on your couch Belt.

by PoppyReed May 31, 2018

JUMP OFF MY COUCH

A form of saying that means you are really mad or really excited.

BRO THIS WIRELESS HEADSET'S SOUND MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF MY COUCH

by Jakob Rodriguez December 2, 2020