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The Hitler

During anal sex the male pulls out and there is poo on his penis, and the female goes to suck him off and misses the mouth hitting her upper lip right under the nose. Thus giving the female a a perfect Hitler stache.
After bringing home a bar hoe, I woke up in the morning and rolled over to find that I had given her The Hitler.

During anal sex with my girlfriend, she asked to suck on it. When she rolled over she hit my leg and i tripped, giving her The Hitler.
by ThedirtyGermans March 29, 2011
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HITLER

WHEN YOU FINGER A GIRLS ASSHOLE WHILE YOU FUCK HER DOGGYSTYLE AND THEN WIPE YOUR SHITTY FINGER ON HER FACE WHEN YOUR DONE FUCKING HER.
"HEY , FUCK YOU BITCH" . SHE COMPLAINED ABOUT THE BILLS WHILE WE FUCKED SO I GAVE HER A HITLER AND SHE PUKED ON MY FEET AND RAN TO THE BATHROOM.
by TADDYDADDYBIGDICK99 October 11, 2016
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Adolf Hitler

Committing suicide shortly after getting married
Guy 1: hey dude how’s your marriage

Guy 2: absolutely fucking terrible I may just pull an Adolf Hitler
by Pineapple scrotum October 29, 2020
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Half heil Hitler

When you sit down on your knee and do the heil hitler. But with the forward hand, you're holding the hair of the your girl with your meat in her pussy. Similar to doggy style, but with a new twist. Recommended to patriotic people.
I found an amazing position to try tonight!

Which one?

Half heil hitler. It'll give us a feeling of complete World War 2 on the bed
by aint_david May 10, 2021
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adolf hitler

adolf hitler served in the First World War, He first tried to get accepted into Austria Army but after a mental Test he was rejected from joining from there he then moved to Germany where he reaplied to join Germany Army... Germany being so needly for men they accepted him. He Fought through out WW1 and made the rank of corporal. After being hit with a gas attack during 1918 I believe he was hospitalied Until he was returned to munich.

Now to Skip ahead a bit. After Proving to the german people that he kept he promise to turning germany depression into something. The German people then believed whatever adolf hilter told them from here on out.. He had a Great Fighting Force with the creation of the Tastic Lighting War.. or Blitzkreig (probably spelt wrong). His Air Combat was unbeatable till the Battle of Britain where Britian beat them with 1:3 of germany fighting aircrafts. After making a pact with Russia to not involve them with the War.. Hilter soon after attacked Russia where he made it to Stalingrad and was halted by Russia Forces.. because of Germany bombing of Stalingrad. it made the perfect battleground to protect. Soon the Harsh winter rolled in and hit the morale of the Germany ill suited men and soon forced them to withdraw... I may be wrong with some of this if I am feel free to add on or change anything I know I missed alot but my fingers are getting tired
Adolf Hitler leader of the Nazi Party maybe one of the smartest man in the world being he confused millions among millons
by Volges October 1, 2006
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Hitler

One of the most world-wide known cases of bullying. Hitler wanted to help Germany gain some land, and other countries bullied him into suicide.
United States: Hey Hitler, you suck!
Britain: Yeah, douchebag!

Russia: Go kill yourself!
Hitler: Okay :( *Shoots himself*
by MLPJustin March 12, 2013
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Hitler

Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889–April 30, 1945) was the Führer und Reichskanzler (Leader and Imperial chancellor) of Germany from 1933 to his death. He was leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party (NSDAP), better known as the Nazi Party.


He came from a working class family and dreamed of being a painter, his ruthless farther said 'over my dead body' and so it was that when His farther died he took up his dream of being a romantic painter, & a shite one at that. However his father's voice echoed on and he joined the army were he became hysterically blind, A psychiatrist who helped Hitler during this time has a lot to be blamed for, Hitler was a nobody, poor grades, lazy and hopless....This psychiatrist restored faith in Hitler and told him he could do magnificent things if he chose to, so he did. The reason why I admire Hitler is that he is underestimated, even in his day....he was an average Joe who cared for his country in the wrong way and achieved great things. Plus for someone to manipulate an entire country, German mostly had no idea of the sickness and evil inflicted on jews or ethnic groups aka 'mud races'...is quite an achievement. I think Hitler and Nazis had to happen, it was and still is one of humanities darkest hours.......we wouldn't be were we are now if this didn't happen. If Hitler didn't do it, some other Christian with his built in antisemetics would have.
Joe Stalin Vs Adolf Hitler both have a lot in commmon-who was the greater man, I say Stalin.
by MagdaGobles July 25, 2008
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