Hetroslug

When a straight person is running really slowly

Cor he only lost the racing because he was such a hetroslug

by Hitolly January 14, 2022

hetera

Where hetero is a prefix for heterosexual men, hetera is the prefix for heterosexual women.

Look at that hetera goddex over there, I heard that when she transitioned to identifying as a woman she didn't like being called hetero anymore even though she was only attracted to men so she wanted to be called hetera instead!

by brennanquest March 10, 2022

HeperoColorBrightnesOphthalmologists C+

HeperoColorBrightnesOphthalmologists C+ Is a Eye disorder which is show in young people ab-ow ago of 13-16.
This is a super rare disease which is dangerous couscous people with disorder see colors at random also every day they eye color palet change and might mess up colors this de-seas turns on and off at random

HeperoColorBrightnesOphthalmologists C+

by Writer404 March 21, 2022

heterroids

When you have butt barnacles (commonly known as hemorrhoids), and you are straight (as in no anal play whatsoever) and lacking fiber in your daily diet.

Dude 1: why you walking funny bruh?
Dude 2: cuz my college meal plan dropped a wicked case of heterroids on my asshole.

by Dirty-DirtyDiana7 December 14, 2022

Hexerosexual

This is a fake sexuality my friend said xchey said xchey was. Hexerosexuality is a liking or sexual attraction to rocks or pigs.

Daughter: Dad, I'm Hexerosexual.
Dad: Hang yourself.

by theRealFloppa April 29, 2023

hetrophilic

Another way of saying that you are straight (hetro is Latin for opposite and philic is love or fondness for). Basically means that you love the opposite sex

I’ve come out as hetrophilic

What’s that mean?

Means I’m straight

by AussieWisdomGuy June 30, 2023

Haterosexual

n. always a closeted homosexual who tries to throw everyone off their scent by hating on the gays. normally from behind a religious pulpit or platform. always republican.

that priest/congressman that's always bashing the homosexual lifestyle was caught with an underage boy again. what a haterosexual.

by Barracksrat8 July 12, 2023