red shiny helmets

Two or more men giving each other head. Gay oral sex. Nob slobbing amongst men.

I caught my queer uncle and his friend playing red shiny helmets in the living room. Unreal.

by OrionMetaphor November 24, 2017

hotter than hellen keller reading poetry

It's texas summer hot, exceeding 105° in the middle of summer

"it's hotter than hellen keller reading poetry out here today"
"Ya, I'd say so"

by Underachiever55 October 17, 2020

Mount St. Helens

It's about to blow up.

Mount St. Helens is about to blow up and it's gonna be a fine, swell day.

by SovietStarlight97 January 29, 2021

Helen Kellered

When three bros ejaculate in a girls eyes, ears, and mouth, leaving her blind, deaf, and dumb.

Me and the boys Helen Kellered that hot MILF last night, then left the plunger in the toilet bowl. Got her!

by Laura Wynn February 24, 2011

chicken helmet

where you fuck a girl stupid. not blonde stupid, drooling retard stupid.

"Man, I fucked her so hard last night, she was droolin' when she left." "You gave her a chicken helmet?" "Yea I did"

by jamap September 30, 2008

snail with a helmet

A dick that has been circumcised.

After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.

by DrWatson September 10, 2005

German helmet

A (very) loose vagina placed over ones
head and face. Is dangerous and not
always possible and can cause suffocation.

Douche: I swear that b**** gave me a German helmet
Johnny: You lie.

by Chronos9 February 21, 2011