Human Relations Day 

Human Relations Day is what Livingston Parish, Louisiana calls Martin Luther King's Day because they are a bunch of racist rednecks that refuse to accept reality... they live in their own little trashy toothless world.

Everyone else in the world: Happy Martin Luther King's Day
Livingston parish redneck: Ain't you talkin about Human Relations Day?
Livingston parish redneck: We aint gonna celebrate no one who ain't white in this here town no sir

Human Relations Day by ektomorf January 18, 2011

human cheese 

When a guy has anul with a girl and cum's in her butt and keeps thrusting and the cum rolls up into a sting and the guy picks it out and rolls it into a ball and makes the girl eat it.

Roel made maritza eat his human cheese.

human cheese by Michael Mendiondo November 18, 2004

human shield 

A political act from one that uses their body only to prevent armed forces from advancing. It is normally done in places where political dissenters demonstrate their belief that the state's irrationality is at such an extreme that they would resort to political propoganda and violence to denounce and crush their own citizens.

human shield by The less normative June 20, 2003

Human Suitcase 

A midget on rollerblades who wears all your clothing while you pull him through an airport. Best described by Stefan (Bill Hader) on Saturday Night Live.

"I forgot my human suitcase at the airport, but he found his way home."

Human Suitcase by Alice Liddel March 1, 2011

Human Suitcase 

A midget on roller skates that wears all of an individual's clothes so that they can be pulled around an airport.

*as defined on SNL

I'm sorry sir but if you're going to insist that that man is a "human suitcase" and NOT a passenger then he is going to have to be stowed away in the overhead bins.

Human Suitcase by Alex Simms March 15, 2011

Human Fire Hydrant 

SNLs' City Correspondent Stefon, defines a 'Human Fire hydrant' as a high waisted midget painted in red with a big ass.

He looks like a human fire hydrant!

Human Fire Hydrant by The Chabo May 5, 2011

Human Scum 

What you are when you do something so bad that you can hardly live with the fact that you can still be called human.

I only had enough money to pay the bill and not enough to tip for the wonderful service. I feel like Human Scum.

Human Scum by Wildburr April 26, 2016