hawkward

1. (adjective) used to describe things that are awkward in the extreme.

Tommy(dialing up his bff):"HEY BITCH WHAT'S UP?!"

Friend's Mom(answered phone):"Hello Tommy, this is 'Bitch's' mom."

Tommy:"Well this is hawkward."

by mhmitsyourmom December 9, 2009

Hawks beat Cakes

When the Hermanown Hawks beat the Duluth East Cakes.

Hermantown-3 Duluth East-2

by Hermantown Peewee A's February 8, 2004

Chicken Hawk

A bird or decoy that's good for keeping stray hens away. Typically used in the workplace.

Put up a chicken hawk to keep them hens in the pen.

by ArmHairMan March 23, 2010

chicken hawk

The true definition of chicken hawking is when some deadbeat really down on his luck finds his way to a public restroom or reststop. Once he get there he either sucks off, or gets sucked off or ass pounded by old perverts that seek the aquaintance of down on their luck young druggies. In return for their disgusting exploitation, they receive monetary compensation from before mentioned old sickos. Chicken hawking is the action a chicken hawk takes.

Boy. Old Leroy is really down on his luck. I seen him the other night at the rest stop chicken hawking for money.

What a sick son of a bitch.

Ya, he was really taking an ass wrecking.

by Tony Palen January 2, 2009

cock hawk

A person (hawk) hunting for roosters (cocks), then open their beak (mouth) and eat their pray (give a blow-job).

Paris Hilton is a cock hawk.

by loco asshole February 14, 2005

chicken hawk

some little guy that thinks he can kick ass, Small, angry, and ineffective.

small man complex.

like chicken hawk the cartoon character.

nothing but a joke. but very determined.

chicken hawk the cartoon character,

I say, "because you're a chicken, and I'm a chicken hawk!"

by mrfnk April 24, 2010

Hawk and Buzzard

Cockney Slang for the common phraze 'Muzzard', a word to describe getting really drunk. The word first originated when two londoners mispronounced the word mustard, and so that the two avoided embarrasment they made up this 'word'.
The word was a hit with the local lads and soon became a phraze used all around london. It became so popular, some bright spark came up with hawkand buzzard as a cockney slang use for the word, so they could talk about getting muzzard without people hearing, and if they did they'd just think they'd be talking about birds.

Cockney: Awww mate, i was well Hawk and Buzzard last night.

Normal person: You what?

by MadMikalot December 16, 2008