Nikolai Gogol

My husband

"-I love Nikolai Gogol so much.

-For real, he's the best"

by nikolaisgoofyhat October 8, 2022

Nikolai gogol

The most beautiful sexiest man alive on this planet that guy can stab me and i would growl purr meow bark neigh for him i want him to step on me like a stool, bark on me like a dog, meow at me like a cat, THAT MF'S THIGHS ARE SO NGHH~~ MEOW DADDY DADDY DADDY, hes also a character from bsd! ☺ and a dead author!

person 1: hey do you know nikolai gogol
person 2: you mean the sexiest guy alive?

by Nikolai gogols sexiest THIGHS August 20, 2023

Arabian Ski Goggles

When you are at the beach, you put each of your ball sacks over someone's eyes to protect them from blowing sand; putting your ball sacks over someone's eyes as a joke; the ski goggles you wear when you go to ski at the indoor mountain in Dubai.

We were at the beach today, and the wind picked up so I gave my girlfriend the Arabian Ski Goggles.

I passed out at the beach and when I woke up, someone was giving me the Arabian Ski Goggles.

It's not unusual to see men or women wearing the Arabian Ski Goggles on the slopes.

by Brenttheviking November 19, 2009

Bukkake Goggles

The large, blue-blocker style, imitation designer sunglasses that the girl pant wearing emo fem-boys sport in an effort to highlight/compliment their hair parting ability, and temporarily hide the tears shed over another boy.

They walked through the mall with their arms around one another, the cuts on their wrists glowing with mild infection.
Tapered pants of the female variety, and Bukkake Goggles to hide meaningless tears... ...what ball shaving lives they must lead.

by theNILBOG October 9, 2008

kiwi-a-gogo land

A slang name for New Zealand.

The Sex God is leaving me to snog sheep in Kiwi-a-gogo land.

by _brian May 14, 2005

Fuzzy Goggles

A ritual usually performed when someone passes out due to excessive drinking the presence of others. A man sneaks up behind the victim, and squats over them, placing his testicles in the sleeping victims eyes, while another person takes a photograph. The photograph is then revealed at a later date, usually to the victim's girlfriend or parents.

Tom fell asleep first, so Ray snuck up behind him and gave him a pair of fuzzy goggles.

by mike February 17, 2005

Crusty Goggles

When a male busts a load in an unsuspecting sleeping persons eyes. Then they wake up a few hours later to their eye sockets being crusted shut.

When Sally woke up, she couldn't open her eyes on account of the Crusty Goggles that Billy had given her the night before.

by Panfro May 16, 2007