Grop Talk

What started as a niche Instagram community referring to the Fortnite default skin as Geenop Gropman has slowly morphed into somewhat of a language. Essentially grop talk is speaking in meme, and irony is the name of the game.

“Hey what do you want for breakfast?”
“I don’t know, maybe cum?”
“Hey, little early for grop talk don’t you think? It’s barely noon!”

by Deenop April 10, 2022

gronp

An online shit posting group

Dude 1: dude, checkout this gronp!
Dude 2: what is it?
Dude 1: found some next level shitposting
Dude 2: no way!

by Chad007 June 5, 2018

Gropius

Gropius - a sexual deviant who can't keep his hands from groping people of either sex, publicly, in a lewd and lascivious manner. A Gropius also claims to be both evil and crazy with a penchant for alcohol, especially vodka.

Andy? That guy's a whacked Gropius. The last time I saw him he was drunk on vodka and had his hand up some chick's shirt.

by MetalChick October 27, 2019

Groupcest

When a group of very close-knit friends (male and female) start hooking up with each other in various combinations, often out of convenience. The group could be any group of people who, for whatever reasons, have become close and have their own unit separate from the influences of others outside the group, hence it is almost incestuous for group members to hook up.

**Two bros from a 12 person camping trip are talking**

Guy 1: "Dude, did you hook up with Heather from our camping group?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah I did! And Sarah and Emily too. Did Emily hook up with Chris?"
Guy 1: "That's what I heard. Dude... this is groupcest, bro."

by nugirl November 20, 2011

Groupchat Mitosis

When a groupchat splits off into a smaller groupchat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discrete than straight-up removing someone.

I knew Ben would be mad and confront us if we removed him from the groupchat, so we had a groupchat mitosis!

by 809 June 13, 2019

Mercy Grope

When you allow someone nice to get a little handsy because you feel sorry for them and their limited groping opportunities.

Henry is such a nice guy and I feel bad that he doesn't get any action. I permitted the hello hug to evolve into a light Mercy Grope last night just to throw the guy a bone.

by Jezebel Vandersnatch & Brett September 13, 2009

platonic groping

To casually touch or caress a friend whom you have no romantic interest in.

Yeah, like me and Skye are totally just friends, but that's not to say there hasn't been some platonic groping sometimes when we're drunk.

by annexxxx March 28, 2011