When your friend is at a hype function and is getting lit with the alt girls with doc martins and trauma
by suffer1 December 31, 2022
Get the Function Ego mug.A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because he heard rumors that it’s big.
Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis. Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.
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A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because she heard rumors that it's big.
Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis.
Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.
Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 3, 2023
Get the Funch mug.When you get so tired/fatigued to the point of not making any sense and almost making intoxicated type of decisions/conversation.
Fancy butthole. (Gemma has been awake for 36 hours and is talking about how she wishes she had miniature dinosaurs as pets)
“What are you talking about Gemma, are you fancy buttholing right now??”
“What are you talking about Gemma, are you fancy buttholing right now??”
by bekala0 February 19, 2023
Get the Fancy Butthole mug."Woah nice catch, quite a fancy dancer ain't ya?"
"I almost slipped to far on that ice" "Don't worry that makes you a fancy dancer!"
"I almost slipped to far on that ice" "Don't worry that makes you a fancy dancer!"
by LuchaOlive February 24, 2023
Get the fancy dancer mug.A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
A lot of guys are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to go out of their way to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. Either that or lack confidence.
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
Get the Functioning Virgin mug.A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
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