are you trying to fly on me

equivalent of "smoke"; to make fun of; to embarrass

"Dude, you tried grabbing my girlfriend's butt! Are you trying to fly on me?"

by mah-mah January 5, 2008

nah sho i aint fly

the high version of saying "Nah fool, i aint high"

rayray-"man if i got pulled over while im baked off my ass, i know exactly what im gonna say"

shorty-"really and what's that?"

rayray-"well if the cop says ma'am are you on the maryjuana? I say "nah sho i aint fly""

shorty- "wtf"

rayray-"damn i meant to say nah fool i aint high"

shorty-"hahaha yea you're totally baked

by ~*rach*~ April 23, 2008

Fiction on the Fly

(1) the less-than-honest but tried-and-true method used by married spouses for dealing with an indiscretion; a more sophisticated version of "thinking out loud"

(2) the time-honored technique used by politicians, lawyers and publicists to add sunshine to a murky situation or deflect attention

(3) a rhetorical device employed by men to cover a wide range of pre- and post-romantic interludes

(4) the immediate and often creative explanation to something you have no clue about

Etymology - derived from the David Mamet comedy, State and Main (2000); William H. Macy character Walt Price: It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction.”

Mark Antony - “Those are some crazy pheromones on your perfumed sails. Mrs. Philopator, you're trying to seduce me.”

Cleopatra (in her best fiction on the fly) – “Don’t be silly sweetie. It’s just an old Ptolemaic dynasty tradition. Your imagination is more fertile than the Nile River. ”

“Damn you and your Fiction on the Fly. You WERE checking that girl out. It had nothing to do with your claims about Tim Gunn and loving fashion."

“I’m sorry baby. It just slipped. Maybe we can use a safe word next time.” (most overheard--and overused--fiction on the fly)

“Yes. I googled my tweet and discovered that my linkedin got facebooked. How many pieces of social networking flair are you wearing today? “

"That Governor Sanford needs to work on both his TMI and Fiction on the Fly. Damn."

by Marcus Antonius July 10, 2009

Hows it Fly?

Another term for whats up. Its preceded by something bad.

"Hey hows it fly?" said the boy "Like a Furfag with mange" said the other boy.

by Burn Fang the Basher September 11, 2010

Stop Poppin Fly

Getting smart with someone.
Having an attitude with someone

Yo Rob Stop poppin fly wit me dawg

by RD518 August 7, 2011

Venus Fly Trap

The vagina belonging to an anti-male woman.

After listening to Ani Difranco, the bull dike's Venus Fly Trap chewed up a penis and spit it out.

by Halmersteve February 12, 2006

Venus Fly Trap

When, generally after peeing, your penis and/or nut(s) become entangled in your zipper while putting the equipment away. Results in numerous painful sensations and often akward questioning. Refers to a fly being maimed inside of the venus fly trap plant.

-"Jonny, what's that on your zipper?"
-"I was a victem of the Venus Fly Trap."
-"Omg lol."

by chris mac November 14, 2005