Flodging

To collapse onto a sofa or couch in and fall into a semi-awake state

"Someone help John just fell over a died"

"Nah he's not dead he's just flodging

by Personality17 April 14, 2023

Floof

Something really fluffy. Like a samoyed. Or ralsei. Both are floofy as fuck.

dude you see that doggo?
yeah it's floofy as fuck

by anonymous May 18, 2023

floddlewallop

Smacked badly in the face by a low flying duck or Swan. Also the act of waving ines arms in alarm trying to avoid it.

The runner ran round the canal tow path. Not knowing coming the other way was a low flying Swan. The floddlewallop was painful an inevitable neither could avoid mainly due to the sun.

by Big Mamma J June 15, 2023

Floof

The act of holding on to two corners of a sheet or towel, snapping it in the air and letting it float gently to the bed/ground.

I floofed the top sheet when I made the bed.

by Unicornstablehand July 11, 2023

floobergutted

Entirely astonished, blown away, the situation at hand has completely blindsided one. Similar to “flabbergasted”.

Ex. “This information has floobergutted me, Jeremy!”

by Jerimie July 29, 2023

floobernah

A work you say when you disagree with a scientific statement

That theory is quite floobernah

by I have redhair July 16, 2024

Floof-brained

“Floof-brained” is a playful term that combines “floof” a slang term for something soft and fluffy, often used to describe animals with fluffy fur and “brained” to describe a state where someone’s mind feels light and empty, like fluff. This can happen when an intelligent person numbs their brain with substances, leading to a feeling of mental emptiness. Brain goes into "power saving mode" and the mind feels light, quiet and worry free.

It’s a humorous way to describe someone who is temporarily not thinking clearly or is mentally foggy. Does that make sense?

"I can't make any decisions right now, I'm too floof-brained"

by @420Bunny July 27, 2024