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Dingle

To wag your dick around to a song that makes you horny.
Imma dingle to that jingle
by WhatTheSchuck June 3, 2014
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Dingleballs

Where you are so old that your balls sag in your pants.
"Dude your grandpa has a mad case of dingleballs"
by Mr.FuckMyDuckTittyBitch December 4, 2016
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dingleberry

When you take a shit and sneaky particles escape the grasp of the toilet and stick to the sides of the anus and its hair follicles. Then the piece of feces dries up on your panties and gooch/anus hair. Later on in the shower you wash it off and you realize the shit got the better of you.
Below is the script to a fucked up porn including the dingleberry

Guy takes shit and has dingleberry and doesn't know
Girl: hey babe lets have some creepy sexy sex.
Guy: ok but first show me your bobs and vegana so I can git hourny.
Girl: ok! (takes off clothes)
Guy: ooh Now I'm ready for sexy sex
Girl: Yay let me get my 13 inch strap on for your bleached butthole
Guy: (lubes himself up)

Girl: (Puts on strap on and is about to insert)... Oh MY GOD BABE IS THAT YOUR DINGLEBERRY ON YOUR BALL HAIR!!??
Guy: Well I did take a colossal shit 5 minutes ago.

Girl: I'm gunna lick it because I'm kinky. (Licks)
by THATTAWOOSHEESH January 15, 2018
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Dinglebert

Julian was being a right dinglebert today.
by ProbablyMadeUpWords June 8, 2018
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Dinglebomb

A soft poop the size of a out a peach pit stuck between your cheeks about to make a mess of things.
Yesterday a dinglebomb got all over my hand and the dog!
by Dr Snotchdastein December 13, 2019
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dingleberry fisherman

a man who slides his hand down your asscrack into your anus, and is met with tiny shit crust when he takes his hand out. There are cases where the fisherman is also a dingleberry critic and will proceed to eat the tiny little friends he met
"Oh no! It's that dastardly dingleberry fisherman! Runaway, children get back into school"

"I want a man who isn't afraid to be a bit of a dingleberry fisherman"

"I met a dingleberry fisherman the other day. Now my butthole is mich bigger."
by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 7, 2020
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Dinglebobbing

Another word for crazy, usually used to replace words of excitement or exclamation.
Yo bro, that kick flip was dinglebobbing!!
by Casy&Nico September 11, 2022
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