Dogstraction

Dog-strac-tion
Past tence- dogstracted
When one is engaged in conversation, receiving an answer to a question, or being given instructions, and allow a dog to immediately distract them from said activities.

Sorry, I didn't pay attention, I had a dogstraction.
Or also..
Sorry,I wasn't paying attention, I was dogstracted

by Mile High Stretch April 29, 2025

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dogs balls

slang for "why not?"

so why did they decide to spend all that extra money on something no one asked for? dogs balls

by tacklezzz June 26, 2025

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Dogstacle Course

The path you must take when traveling from point A to point B when you have loving, expectant dogs underfoot.

To travel between my kitchen and bedroom I must traverse an ever-changing dogstacle course

by Nordoc July 28, 2025

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Dogshit

Detroit/Michigan slang meaning Cash Money

I just pulled up to the club with that dogshit in my right pocket

by Klueless kid August 2, 2025

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dogshitted on

like shitted on but much worse

i get dogshitted on a lot

by divinester October 26, 2025

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Dogshit

1. "Dogshit" is a vulgar slang term with two primary meanings:

Literally, it refers to the fecal matter produced by a dog.
Figuratively, it is an intensifier used to describe something as being of very poor quality, worthless, or terrible.

2. The 27% ship in Windy Landscape.

"Bro the movie was dogshit lowkey twin 💔🥀"

by ArleApplington December 22, 2025

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