Splurge Demon

The monster that hides in stores and convinces you to buy random stuff that you don't need or are not on your list. This creature especially likes to hide in stores such as Walmart and Ross.

Chelsea: OMG! I went to Walmart with a grocery list and totally got attacked by the Splurge Demon on my way to the checkout!

Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?

Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/

by Kylie Koxxx June 17, 2010

Air Demon

Someone who doesn't contribute to a conversation and just stands around stealing your air!

Hey you see Anthony over there

'Yeah'
He's an air demon!
Why?
He's not speaking...just breathing

air stealer demon thieve oxygen

by AirDemon1 November 1, 2012

Dick Demolition

While having sex with your partner bent over doggy style, you thrust so hard as to put their head through the drywall or any other surface.

Nate that's one hell of a bruise. Did your boyfriend do a little Dick Demolition last night?

by Minds-a-Blaze June 17, 2013

late democracy

A phenomenon in which tribalization reveals itself to be a feature of democracy in contrast to an anomaly.

A phenomenon in which society runs out of structural institutions to scapegoat so people begin to scapegoat each other (democratic confederalism).

Often misnomered as "late capitalism" by the left.

In late democracy tribalization reveals itself to be a larger meta-state of which democracy is a subset in contrast to a semantic anomaly in the circle of democracy.

Democracy reveals itself to be a mass distributor of the scapegoating impulse which was previously chaperoned by organized religion.

Reaction to late democracy forms the basis of Slavic (Russian) idealism which propounds a STATE religion.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 22, 2018

coochie demon

A woman with a good pussy

Damn she’s a coochie demon

by anonymous March 22, 2021

Coaster Demon

A coaster nerd from New Jersey who think everything gives ejectow except for the ones that actually do. He has claimed to have had AIDS, foot lice, & he has eaten his own crap before, although he has gotten past all of those. (At least publicly) He thinks Jersey Devil Coaster is the greatest thing ever even though it has flojector at best. He is a literal demon so that's why. He also thinks whatever the top 2 coasters he's ridden is the top 2 in the whole world, even though he's only ridden less than 3% of all coasters. Finally, he can be very geen sometimes, so watch out for your local Coaster Demon!

Tarby: You have AIDS, Kyle (Coaster Demon)
Coaster Demon: No I don't
Tarby: Oh but are you going to the SawCon?
Coaster Demon: The what?
Tarby: SawCon deez nuts!!!
Coaster Demon: Y u bully me brev

by Mr. Roller Coasters August 5, 2021

Schoolie Demon

Someone who terrorized the NYCDOE Free School Lunch; They also go around and ask others in the lunchroom for their school lunch

This is what is known as a Schoolie Demon

Jayden and casseem during lunch were trying to cut eachother on line whilst Lindon and Ali pleaded with the other students to get their school lunch and give it to them. All four of these schoolie demons had done this strategy since freshman year, learning from their mentors Leonardo and Escalade. Lartey took notice and said to himself “ Schoolie Demons are back at it again smh” as they continued to profusely ask others to get them the school lunch.

by Killer Police February 15, 2022