Crusty Lobster

When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money

Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night

Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her

by Chad kindle July 30, 2019

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023

Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans

Rorys goon cave

"Where's Olivia, I haven't seen her in a while?"

"Have you checked the Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans"

by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 16, 2025

Crusty Screen

When you cum all over your screen and forget to wipe it off.

I forgot to wipe my screen after last night's cum sesh and now I have crusty screen.

by a7xfan1021 August 3, 2016

Crusty for Jesus

Having such deep passion for the lord that the only way to function is through the divine process of crusting oneself. The back pressure from clenching your butt cheeks hard enough together is a good starting point.

When a spenkwich is sad, he gets crusty for Jesus

by Fingaboi1996 May 7, 2024

Ugo Crusty

Overwhelmingly ugly and annoying, very unattractive. Most likely smells bad

Yeah, my ex-girlfriend was Ugo Crusty. I don’t know why I ever dated her

by Assmaster04$) November 18, 2018

The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.

The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.

by White Feller December 26, 2020