crusty bud

Inserting your weed pipe in your girls ass, then pulling it out and taking a fat rip

I gave my girl a crusty bud and git lit

by Bucky stills January 11, 2024

Crusty

A Crusty occurs when you cum in your pants pursuant to a lap dance.

After Ruby made me jizz my pants, I handed her 4 Crusty dollars

by anonymous January 26, 2024

The crusty Frida

When you’re gf is sleeping, you shave some pubes and then cum between her eyes and layer the pubes in fine fashion as to give her a unibrow, then when she wakes up she’ll be crusty and angry and look like Frida Calo.

She fell asleep and I gave the Crusty Frida for the third time this week and boy, was she crusty.

by Evanstein99 December 1, 2023

Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.

I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.

by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023

Corpus Crusty

When your wife doesn't have sex with you. You wait until she falls asleep then you jerk off and nut on her face so when she wakes up her eyelids are crusty and stuck together.

Woman, either give me sex or im gonna give you a Corpus Crusty.

by Brooks19840 December 18, 2023

crusty torpedo

When using a cum rag inside of a shirt cannon.

Bro shot me with a crusty torpedo in my face.

by JohnnyMaples December 6, 2022

uncle crusty

a roblox troll who likes to lock people inside hotel basements.

“If I go down into your basement, will you pull an Uncle Crusty on me?”

by crusty ahh uncle December 29, 2022