“We were just standing in line for tickets when the same sex couple behind us laid a Buliung on us like never before”
“Don’t make me come up there and give you both a buliung!”
“The army flanked us sir, we were sitting ducks for the Buliung that came our way”
“During Vietnam the American army lost many soldiers to Buliung’s, usually the soldiers were back up and at em within a few hours though”
“Don’t make me come up there and give you both a buliung!”
“The army flanked us sir, we were sitting ducks for the Buliung that came our way”
“During Vietnam the American army lost many soldiers to Buliung’s, usually the soldiers were back up and at em within a few hours though”
by Evanstein99 November 23, 2021
When you’re gf is sleeping, you shave some pubes and then cum between her eyes and layer the pubes in fine fashion as to give her a unibrow, then when she wakes up she’ll be crusty and angry and look like Frida Calo.
by Evanstein99 December 02, 2023