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Condolence High Five 

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.
Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.

Condo-rado 

Condo-rado is named used by skiers and snowboarders for Colorado because of the over development in the mountains, especially at ski resorts.
I'm heading back to Condo-rado for a few days to ski at A-Basin, Colorado.
Condo-rado by Jib Slice May 12, 2010

Condonkulated 

Conflated beyond the state of repair; Redonkulasly entangled
Their relationship is absolutely condonkulated, they are screwed. The very fact that we still use paper medical records is absolutely condonkulated.
An edible substance, such as sauce or seasoning, added to food to impart a particular flavor, enhance its flavor, or in some cultures, to complement the dish.
A: Will you pass me the condiment for my hotdog?

B: Sure, ketchup or mustard?
Condiment by Cex February 22, 2012

frog condoms

Girl: Baby do you have protection?

Boy: No. Good thing were in the woods though. I'll just use that frog.

Girl: Oh yeah!!! Frog condoms feel so good inside me!
frog condoms by bregmano January 4, 2010

Danielle Cohndoms 

Condoms made for teenagers that just don’t fucking work at all.
Wow those Danielle Cohndoms got my seventh grade girlfriend pregnant the first try!
Danielle Cohndoms by 0C April 13, 2019