colonel sandurz

The nerdy-looking colonel that is always by the side of Lord Helmet.

1) Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
2) Ludicrous Speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.
3) Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!
Video Operator: Preparing to fast-forward!
Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward!
Video Operator: Fast-forwarding, sir!

by Sierra Bravo August 14, 2005

Colonel Crunch

A sex move where the male, out of nowhere, yells "Colonel Crunch!" He then punches the woman in the face, and jizzes in her ear.

I yelled "Colonel Crunch, Bitch!" and she had an orgasm.

by ReesieCup September 8, 2009

telephone colonel

Army and Air Force Lieutenant Colonels (O-5) aka Light Colonels are customarilly addressed as "Colonel" on the phone or in the salutation in letters. This is sometimes is used to their advantage to obtain the preferential treatment afforded Full or "Bird" Colonels (O-6) which is a flag grade.

"Good Morning. New Sanno Hotel. How can I help you?"
"Yes, this is Colonel Smith--I'd like to reserve a V.I.P. suite for next weekend."
"Yes, sir, are you a full colonel?"
"Uh, um, no, I'm a lieutenant colonel."
"Sorry, sir, the V.I.P. suites are only available to flag grade officers not telephone colonels!"

by waflyboy September 29, 2013

clonetard

someone who gets really pissed about a lil name calling and is secretly gay (not that there is anything wrong with that) so tries to hide inside someone elses personality, and plus he is retarded

Wow john, dont be a clonetard, just come out of that closet

by jibba jabba gibby April 7, 2005

colony birds

The winged creatures that chirp on beautiful mornings at Colony West Apartments in Moon Township, Pennsylvania.

I woke up hungover to the incessant chirping of the Colony birds. Damn I hate those things.

by suppan November 16, 2003

colonelklink

Renegade Galactic Stormtrooper once thought to have had an affair with Superchicken. A ghey mythical character who dreams of Jedi Knights and who engulfs every hour practicing his Dungeons and Dragons technique

Colonel Klink first met Superchicken at the Unitarian church

by JediMaster April 2, 2005

Colonial Shoebie

Same as a regular shoebie except in a colonial tourism area rather than a beach.

There will be thousands of Colonial Shoebies in Williamsburg for the 4th of July, unfortunately.

by DeathNova June 27, 2005