Clock Spider

An outdated meme that has somehow begun trending again for no discernable reason.

John: Yo, why the hell did Pepe become such a hit again? It died like three years ago.
Jason: Yeah, it's such a Clock Spider, dude.

by CallousedCalcium December 13, 2016

clock that tea

used when a person bluntly brings a topic or situation to attention

"clock that tea"

person: "pink friday 2 was a flop"

other person: "clock that tea!!"

by internet slang: a guide December 17, 2024

Clock Multiplier

What you multiply your work hours by to get in 8 hours a day

He got here at 10 and left at 4, what gives? Oh wait, he is running a 1.33 clock multiplier.

by ClownShoes123 July 06, 2010

Paris Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.

Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.

by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023

off the clock

When your age changes and your age number isnt on the clock anymore

Jaidah:I’m turning 13 this year i’m gonna be off the clock!! Mariah:I’ll be off the clock next year im still 12

by Riahriah February 21, 2024

Clock Sucker

Jacob

Oh dude Jacob kept me up all night

That damn clock sucker

by Poopcockshit March 18, 2024

Clock-sucker

A person who loves telling people the time, even if they didn't ask.

Example of someone being a clock-sucker:
"Oh, hey, by the way, its half past ten. What do you mean you "didn't ask"?"

by Louise jennywenny May 02, 2023