Shit on my chest

Term to express displeasure. Very similar to "fuck my life" except not so emo.

Speeding down the street when you notice a motorcycle cop using a radar gun on you. You might say "awww shit on my chest, this guy is gonna get me."

by Grumpy gilmore March 26, 2022

chest rig

breasts, tits, top bollocks, norks,

shit mate,,,, look at the chest rig on that bitch ;)

by kryton August 18, 2003

chestel

The area in which your chest is located.

Brendan is terrible and he has a terrible chestel area

by serp129 April 21, 2006

Chest-Nut

Pressing your hot sweaty balls against a girl's tots until it leaves an imprint.

"Jaclyn munged my grandma at her funeral so im'a chest-nut her."

by Jmillz July 21, 2007

chester the cat

Chester an imaginary cat who's name was derived from Alice in wonderlands "chesher cat".

he almost always appears when your stoned or smashed, and is about the size of a fully grown elephant.

he lives in a garage because he is too big to sleep inside. And he appears different to each person.

Omg it's Chester the cat i must be so smashed right now.

by till, tam, ash and tash August 9, 2008

chesterfield king

A joint rolled with a type of marajuina called chesterfield. It became famous by the band Jawbreaker in a song called chesterfield king. which was covered by Face to face and has thus become a nick name for weed. this specific strand of weed is laced with substances linked to romance. It will make you fall in love... Believe me.

Do all the chicks smoke these things? I Handed her a Chesterfield king. held you hand wathced tv, traced the lines along your palm.

by T. murder April 29, 2006

chester

Depositing fecal matter onto an unsuspecting persons upper torso (preferably while they are asleep)

(cuz.... you know most people wont let you just walk up and take a crap on their chest)

I went to chester him in his sleep, but it was bloody diarreah and I had to buy him a new carpet.

by Lester Titface May 26, 2006