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check

1. To take-out or make a hit on someone in any sport. Common in Hockey and Rugby.
3. Later, goodbye, see ya. Said "Check 'em".
1. "I put a mad check on him. He had to get carried off on a stretcher, out for the season."
3. "I'm bouncing nigga. Check 'em!"
by Diego August 29, 2003
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check

to joke on somebody or to put in one's place
main dont let him talk about yo momma that way. go ahead and check that foo
by newnew May 26, 2008
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check soda

Bootleg Soda a.k.a check soda
kid: can i get a coke
lady: hers a check
kid: wtf??!?!! dayummmm nigga bootleg coke
lady: no its a check soda :)
kid: nigguh plz
by Kevin Fong-Yee July 28, 2006
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check your oil

When you run your finger across your bunghole in order to be certain that you wiped good enough.
I checked my oil and now I know how those stains got in my underwear.
by Bevis October 8, 2004
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hoe check

A "hoe check" is something you do to another person that qualifies the other person as a "hoe" so to speak.
Here is how it works:
You have 2 people. One person being yourself, another being an unsuspecting victim.
***Refer to Example 1 for a successful hoe check.

Example 1 is a standard, everyday hoe check. There are many variations that apply to different situations, but are more difficult to use.
When Carl acknowledges George in any way, Carl is wide open for a hoe check. When used sparingly, it is extremely easy to hoe check someone, but over time people catch on and are not so easily fooled. So it is best to use hoe checks at random, unexpected times.
***Refer to Example 2 for a failed hoe check.
If you say "no hoe check", it is automatic safety -- and if they proceed with the hoe check anyway they are either
A.) Deaf
B.) Mentally retarded
C.) Both A & B
There are many other ways to avoid being hoe checked. Some of them include:
-Ignoring the person completely until they give up.
-Reply in generalities such as: "Hey everybody, whats going on?"
-If you mention anything about a hoe check in your response.
These are just a few other methods of escaping the dreaded hoe check. You are not limited to these methods, make your own =)
That is a explanation of hoe checks. Have fun and piss off your friends! Enjoy.
We'll use made up names -- George and Carl as an example.

Example 1:
**Enter Carl**
George>> Carl, dude
Carl>> ??
George>> Hoe check
Carl>> =(

Example 2:
**Enter Carl**
George>> Carl
Carl>> no hoe check -- sup?
George>> =(
by MWHQB July 3, 2006
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chain check

When someone is wearing some fake-ass cheap necklace/chain that the person doing the checking doesn't think is real. You go up to the wearer and pull on the front of the chain or medallion or what have you on the front to see if it falls off because of the horrible quality.
Ray Ray chain checked Jamal when he walked into the club looking like he had purchased his gold chain from the 25 cent machine.
by Haley April 5, 2007
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price check

1. A metaphoric phrase used when you want to point out a hot girl/guy.

2. A phrase used when you want a "score" for a person you find attractive.
"Dayuuummmm. Can I get a price check?"

"He had some gorgeous prices."
by Mitch Mangum November 29, 2007
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