Bevis's definitions

check your oil

When you run your finger across your bunghole in order to be certain that you wiped good enough.

I checked my oil and now I know how those stains got in my underwear.

by Bevis October 8, 2004

munice

someone who has big blue balls and likes boys

"brett , you are a munice"
"Yes Craig I have blue balls and like boys"

by bevis May 24, 2006

Zerty

The Greatest Asian Man that has Ever lived. He’s an absolute Legend. An absolute Beast. Be like Zerty.

That guy must be Zerty

by bevis May 24, 2019