Bro Chair

a comfortable reclining lounge chair usually found in a living room. bros will put one in the bed of their bro trucks so that when they're out and bro-ing around they can kick back and relax at a moments notice. a relaxed bro is a happy bro, bro

Flatbiller#1 Nice Bro chair in the back of your bro truck, bro how do you even get into the bed to sit in it?
Flatbiller #2 HAHA bro, its just there for looks

by BlueBreadTruck December 17, 2010

electric chair

The grizzly act (that hopefully occurs while one is sitting on the toilet) where, all at the same time, urine comes out of the penis fervently; vomit uncontrollably is spewed from the mouth at projectile-like speeds, and a fire-hydrant like charge of diarrhea unwantingly bursts from the anus; causing said victim's muscular system to tense up like they are being electrocuted.

I had a two day binger on the river and suffered from the electric chair after I polished off that plate of tuna fish nachos. Don't go in the bathroom.

by AlPersiano April 28, 2011

ChairMan

Someone who is very bored.

I am the chairman of the bored.

by Izaq July 16, 2003

Chairman Lmao

An emphatic conjugation of the word Lmao, trumping Lmayonnaise

Person 1: lol
Person 2: lmao
Person 1: lmayonnaise
Person 2: Chairman Lmao
Observer: damn those two must have seen something really loltastic

by Vladimir Gavrylyuk August 1, 2009

Chair Legs

The way legs look when you're sitting in a chair. They often spread out and look very shapely.

Mark: Dang! That chick's got some great chair legs!

by Sextron January 29, 2009

alaskan rocking chair

It's a sex position.

I gave that lovely woman an alaskan rocking chair.

by Big Gay Blue Balls September 24, 2015

The Roman Chair

When you fuck a girl up the asshole and vagina at the same time and lift her up.

She got The Roman Chair by Bob and Steve.

by McBallsack October 18, 2008