caalum

Is a bitch ass nigga that has sex with his own mom.

Fuck caalum

by Killaknell May 1, 2018

Callum

A downright dick

Look its a callum fucking run

by yaboikushmasta May 31, 2018

Callum

Is the greatest. everyone loves him. has about a million girlfriends. is really good looking

you're a real callum

by caldak17 June 5, 2018

callumed

working with someone who has anxiety and gets angry over the little things and is a workaholic, ends up ripping all of the worksheets

"I really wanna hire this guy but he's really anxious and claims to be a hard worker, I don't wanna get callumed"
"He ripped all of the worksheets, I think I just got callumed!"
"I think he's getting mad that I haven't done much work, oh no I think I got callumed?"

by John Wicc November 21, 2018

Calamity

The brother of Roofie and a close ally, Calamity has been the victor of many battles he has never lost. There was a time where Roofie and Calamity arm wrestled and broke their way in the core of the earth, they came back out with coats on because how cold the middle was.

Calamity just ripped Thor’s head off!!

by The God Roofie February 26, 2019

Callum

A cheater, a user, don’t trust him, he may seem like the sweetest, kindest and funniest person you’ll ever meet but be careful, you’ll fall in love with him, and he’ll break you :,(

your dating a callum?

yeh?
oh hunny be careful

by heartbreak :,( fml November 16, 2019

calm and collected

When your calm and collected, it just means your not okay, and it's time to see a therapist.

#1: "Don't worry, I'm calm. I'm collected."
#2: Ï heard your breakdown in the bathroom."
#1: "...Calm and collected."

by hahahahano. February 22, 2018