A "fake" cigarrette designed to help people quit smoking or provide a healthy alternative to smoking. E-cigarrettes contain nothing but nicotine and water vapor. Tobacco companies and the FDA are opposed to e-cigarrettes because trace amounts of carcenogens were found in e-cigarrettes made in China.
The advantages of e-cigarrettes are useless when compared to regular cigarrettes which contain over 4,000 chemicals including embalming fluid (good for dead people), and rat poison (good for people afraid of rats). Real cigarrettes are proven to cause cancer (population control) and if smoked by a pregnant person could cause serious health issues including death to a fetus (birth control).
If you ever come into contact with an e-cigarrette, be careful not to be distracted by the shiny LED light, stick to your guns and smoke that god given bowl or marajuana.
The advantages of e-cigarrettes are useless when compared to regular cigarrettes which contain over 4,000 chemicals including embalming fluid (good for dead people), and rat poison (good for people afraid of rats). Real cigarrettes are proven to cause cancer (population control) and if smoked by a pregnant person could cause serious health issues including death to a fetus (birth control).
If you ever come into contact with an e-cigarrette, be careful not to be distracted by the shiny LED light, stick to your guns and smoke that god given bowl or marajuana.
by eva was here August 6, 2009
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I was cigcessful for the 6 months.
by eschh January 3, 2011
Get the cigcess mug.a slang word used for cigarette, and also something i smoke behind my parents bak coz they think im killing my self and they dont like it, even though they used to smoke :/
me: (chewing on ExTRA chwing gum)
mum: you'v been smoking havnt u?? (angry loud voice,smelling me)
me: no mum its ma mates mum, she smokes cigs..
mum:(not convinced, calling me a liar in her head)
mum: you'v been smoking havnt u?? (angry loud voice,smelling me)
me: no mum its ma mates mum, she smokes cigs..
mum:(not convinced, calling me a liar in her head)
by xArabian.Princessx March 14, 2009
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"No i'm trying to cut back"
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"I need to go cige, i'll be on the porch"
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"Where's Luke?"
"He went out to have a cige"
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"You still cigeing? You should quit."
"No i'm trying to cut back"
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"I need to go cige, i'll be on the porch"
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"Where's Luke?"
"He went out to have a cige"
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"You still cigeing? You should quit."
by Heath Dubs August 7, 2005
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2:
Guy1- dude look at that girl behind the counter, the way she handles that cigar is making me think....
Guy2- DUDE, she's a cigarista. she's paid to handle cigars
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Guy1- dude look at that girl behind the counter, the way she handles that cigar is making me think....
Guy2- DUDE, she's a cigarista. she's paid to handle cigars
by enbediz March 8, 2010
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I saw that Rush Limbaugh at the Hellfire Club last night. His cigar-smoke was all over the damned place. Now there's a real cigarskunk.
by Norfenflupple July 10, 2010
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Could be called "lol clope" in French.
Could be called "lol clope" in French.
- "Damn dude, i feel so down today, my girlfriend broke up, my grandma died and I ran out of peanut butter !"
- "Hey, have a lol cigarette and you'll see it's not that bad !"
- "Hey, have a lol cigarette and you'll see it's not that bad !"
by EssBe75 June 15, 2008
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