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Having a ciggie break purely as a means to bitch about office politics.
That's it! I need a cigerant! Anyone want to join me?
Cigerant by Etak_soda September 8, 2011
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Cigervation 

"A heart-to heart conversation whilst having a cigarette."

"A discussion over what pissed you off."
"Man, I've got a good cigervation."

"I just had the worst day, I need a cigervation!"
Cigervation by fallingup1 January 31, 2010

funny cigerette 

Another word use for joints, particurally by people who do no smoke marijuana
Nonsmoker 1 - Oh goosh, hony is he doing what I think he is doing
Nonsmoker 2 - Yes I believe he has a funny cigerette
funny cigerette by Shiffty August 2, 2006

cigerettes 

Cigerettes: Refers to the trashy people in town that have that wierd drugged out drawl in their speech. Typically using the word fuckin just about every other word. They often smell like they shower in newports. Usually use i seent it or i seen them in a sentence. Typical High School druggie who hasn't amounted to much probably still lives in their small town with parents or in a nasty apartment that stinks like cigerettes. Usually uses drugs such as suboxone, xanax, hydros, etc The person who can get you some kind of drugs but you don't wanna bother becuase they will probably short you or make you go through hoops to do so.
"Dude Kyle and Tyler are such fucking cigerettes" *immitating Kyle or tyler voice* "Yo DUDE was with my fuckin girl kristal the other day and i seent her fuckin smokin a cig and i said blah blah blah. "Me and Kyle were fuckin down at the Insert mini mart here and he fuckin won like 20 bucks on a scratch off so we went and got some fuckin klonopins from fuckin Ryan"
cigerettes by Pwnnoobzors November 16, 2017

Cigearette 

A cigarette kept behind one's ear.
In the essence of casual cool, Tony grabbed his cigearette and lit it.
Cigearette by Sadrian February 21, 2009
Someone who smoke cigars and fuck dudes.
Ciger by DylamEXE May 25, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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murderhobo 

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