Cigarista

a person in the profession of selling high-end cigars. similar to and derived from Barista

1: i went to the cigar shop and had no idea what i wanted to get but the cigarista there really knew his stuff

2:
Guy1- dude look at that girl behind the counter, the way she handles that cigar is making me think....
Guy2- DUDE, she's a cigarista. she's paid to handle cigars

by enbediz March 8, 2010

cigarettache

the feeling one gets when they have smoked too many cigarettes in quick succession

A:"Whats wrong?"
B:"That last smoke gave me a killer cigarettache. I need some air."

by Yossarian420 August 19, 2008

Cigarettarded

Someone that doesn't know how to light or smoke a cigarette properly, retard.

Buddy: Yo man Ima Lite This Cig.
dopeman: You can't even light the mother fucking thng. you're so cigarettarded.

by andrewlaedis. July 24, 2010

Caristaie

1. A high intensity martial arts move.

When practicing martial arts, the Caristaie is very difficult to master.

by KVCD4EVA May 5, 2009

carista

Beautiful nice girl.Is sometimes rude when you get on her bad side but she always a good friend to others. even though she says chimmeychanga and chinchilla a lot.She is a turd at times.
She has a rockin' personality
She grew up in a small town

Carista is a beautiful girl and all people will love her and gets mad when you underestimate her.

by Buttcheck7 March 20, 2017

Cigartard

A guy usually found on a cruise ship who buys one those "CUBAN" cigars sold by a vendor on the beach;usually filled with tobacco,hay,and bits of rope.

Dave: That cigar smells like ass, did you buy that from some twelve year old on the beach.
Jeff:Yeah it's "CUBAN".
Dave: No Jeff that's a Backwoods with hay in it you Cigartard.

by Cigarbud April 23, 2009

Dirty Caristae

The maneuver of sticking one’s toe into the anus of a women while she gives head. Once the man cums in the women’s mouth, the women’s anus clamps the toe in place as the cum squirts from her throat and out of her nose.

It was their wedding night and he was looking forward to doing the dirty caristae, even though he’s lose his toe.

by Crisky November 29, 2021