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Cigarista 

a person in the profession of selling high-end cigars. similar to and derived from Barista
1: i went to the cigar shop and had no idea what i wanted to get but the cigarista there really knew his stuff

2:
Guy1- dude look at that girl behind the counter, the way she handles that cigar is making me think....
Guy2- DUDE, she's a cigarista. she's paid to handle cigars
Cigarista by enbediz March 8, 2010
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cigarettache 

the feeling one gets when they have smoked too many cigarettes in quick succession
A:"Whats wrong?"
B:"That last smoke gave me a killer cigarettache. I need some air."
cigarettache by Yossarian420 August 19, 2008

Cigarettarded 

Someone that doesn't know how to light or smoke a cigarette properly, retard.
Buddy: Yo man Ima Lite This Cig.
dopeman: You can't even light the mother fucking thng. you're so cigarettarded.
Cigarettarded by andrewlaedis. July 24, 2010

Caristaie 

When practicing martial arts, the Caristaie is very difficult to master.
Caristaie by KVCD4EVA May 5, 2009
Beautiful nice girl.Is sometimes rude when you get on her bad side but she always a good friend to others. even though she says chimmeychanga and chinchilla a lot.She is a turd at times.
She has a rockin' personality
She grew up in a small town
Carista is a beautiful girl and all people will love her and gets mad when you underestimate her.
carista by Buttcheck7 March 20, 2017

Cigartard 

A guy usually found on a cruise ship who buys one those "CUBAN" cigars sold by a vendor on the beach;usually filled with tobacco,hay,and bits of rope.
Dave: That cigar smells like ass, did you buy that from some twelve year old on the beach.
Jeff:Yeah it's "CUBAN".
Dave: No Jeff that's a Backwoods with hay in it you Cigartard.
Cigartard by Cigarbud April 23, 2009

Dirty Caristae

The maneuver of sticking one’s toe into the anus of a women while she gives head. Once the man cums in the women’s mouth, the women’s anus clamps the toe in place as the cum squirts from her throat and out of her nose.
It was their wedding night and he was looking forward to doing the dirty caristae, even though he’s lose his toe.
Dirty Caristae by Crisky November 29, 2021
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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