A horrible stubble-based mustache that results when you need to shave but you forget and put on chapstick first, then when you realize that if you shave around your mouth using your new electric razor the blades willgunk up with chapstick and you'll have to spend another $50 on a new razor sooner than you would have, so you end up just shaving everywhere but around your mouth, leaving an ugly stubbly chapstache.
Chad: "Hey, I think you forgot to shave around your..."
Grag: "I know!! I forgot and put on chapstick!"
Chad: "Oh. Well, don't worry; your chapstache looks great! You look just like Ashton Kutcher!"
Grag: "Shut up!!"
An accidental cut, on the cock or balls, due to cack-handed pube trimming.
Fuck bro, I was barbering the old gent garden last night (admittedly distracted; watching a bit of Kirsty & Phil) and chapsnicked mi'sen. Nearly shit out puppies.