vacuum breakfast

A type of breakfast which includes every edible item in plain sight. Often consumed in company of friends, or after a long or exciting night. Can be damaging to the consumer's heath.

Name derived from the consumer's vacuum-like mouth, sucking in anything regardless of caloric content.

I woke up this morning, and was so hungry I had a vacuum breakfast.

vacuum breakfast by Graphhhhh March 29, 2010

Stoners' breakfast

eating a lot very early in the morning (12-5am)

I could'nt sleep because I was too full, I had a stoners' breakfast.

Stoners' breakfast by maninamask01 September 4, 2010

concrete breakfast 

to get so drunk that you wake up the following morning after sleeping face down on the ground outside

fuck man thats a lot of booze im gunna end up having a concrete breakfast tommorow

concrete breakfast by the lazy domski June 14, 2011

brown breakfast 

Exactly what you think it is. No, really.

"Hey Steve, did she feed you when you woke up this morning?"

"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"

brown breakfast by THE Big Stiff April 25, 2014

Public breakfast 

When a male on the toilet is shitting, he runs outside with shit sticking half-way out his ass, and screams, "LOOK AT MY BREAKFAST!"

Yesterday, I did a public breakfast, and it fell out.

Public breakfast by Thethekvr May 14, 2014

complete breakfast 

A term for something that you like very much.

"Have you heard the new Maroon 5 single? Now that's part of a complete breakfast!"

complete breakfast by The Shoeless May 12, 2015

resolve breakfast 

To have a poop after eating breakfast

I need to go to the bathroom and resolve breakfast

resolve breakfast by rmfaulkner October 4, 2016