Scat-Boning

similar to tromboning only the recipient has a severe case of the shits, and on orgasm...

(the name is a contraction of scat-tromboning, with a hint of jazz thrown in for good measure)

the giver performs a rim-job to a man from behind, at the same time as reaching around to wank him off (usual tromboning), however, in scat-boning the recipient has a severe case of the shits, and as orgasm is reached, expulsion from the colon occurs all over his partner's face, hair, head and mouth.

hepatitus-A and other vaccines may be advisable before attempting scat-boning.

by pixie and norm. May 5, 2009

Bone Call

{Bone Call} When a girl calls a guy for a hook up, she makes a bone call.

Thats right boys. . . I'm gettin another bone call from this chick.

by Grigggs October 3, 2008

poop bone

the bone growing from your tailbone

guy: i have poop bone growing out of my tailbone

by Nayts April 3, 2019

Precision Boning

Refers to the attempted anal farting of a mungaloid dawg whilst in air. With some degree of accuracy you can limit the incest damage. An example would be destroying a single sphincter by unloading the groceries all over their gramophone. In order to not damage the orifice be sure to massage and relax the rectum, to do this simply give the patient stiff meds and softly stroke their lancaster boner. If any troubles should rise, feel free to call 1800 lancaster boner, visit our website at www.kandipluggedmyhole.org.au or follow us on snapchat @Dhorseman1127

Kandi my love, lets try Precision Boning tonight?!

by Dhorseman Studs July 31, 2017

bone-stick

SLANG for penis.

Alternate for pecker, cock, john thomas, one eyed wonder weasel, etc. . .

Stop looking at my bone-stick, queer-bait!

by Ian December 13, 2003

bag of bones

an extemely thin person;looking skeletal and unhealthy..thinner than "slim" and "lean"

he was a bag of bones before he started working out to build his bod up a little

by BuddyCarol April 29, 2008

boned up

To beocme ready and excited for something, to prepare for it. The literal meaning is to get a hard on, or erection which is a preperatory step for copulation.

figurative example- "Anton, are you all boned up for the three hour swim set?"

literal example- "She was disappointed that he couldn't get boned up, however hard he tried."

by uclabeachguy January 22, 2010