blump

In between a bump and a Lump

That is a pretty big blump

by ADD March 25, 2005

Jujy Fruit Blumpkin

A derivative of the blumpkin. While one girl blows you, you shit in another girl's mouth but instead of her swallowing your dookie, she chews your shit, thus leaving shit in her teeth like she ate a jujy fruit. In order to clean her teeth of your shit, you piss in her mouth.

I thought she just wanted a royal blumpkin but the ho loved the jujy fruit blumpkin. Better check for cavitites.

by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007

Blumplestiltskin

The act of receiving a rim job while urinating in a urinal. The antonym of blumpkin.

Stacy's mom gave me a really nice blumplestiltskin.

Sorry I peed on your faced during that blumplestiltskin.

by Masterboneme June 17, 2014

Spicy Blumpkin

While shitting, getting head as she dips. Yummy spicy mint skoal saliva on your member as you take a wonderful blumpkin.

DUDE!!!! She totally gave me a spicy blumpkin, it was AWESOME!!!

by Logan, the 3.14 inch penis October 15, 2008

Flaming Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin from a lava twat.

Yo bro, i gotta nice flaming blumpkin from dat ginger over there.

by jaytangmacdaddy August 10, 2010

confederate blumpkin

The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a random ditch down in the south. After shitting you then take the fecal matter and cover the girl in it. You then run that black bitch out of town yelling, "FOR THE CONFEDERACY"

That bitch gave me a confederate blumpkin....then I had to lynch her

by The angry southerner November 24, 2010

country blumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin, in which the reverse cowgirl is substituted for the normal accompaniment of fellatio to a good old country shit.

"Last night little Johnny damned-near walked in on a blumpkin, but Donna had the wherewithall to shift her ass into the reverse cowgirl, so we told the little guy we both had to shit at the same time. The country blumpkin saved our family !"

by devious derelicts November 18, 2011