blowjob 

when a man thrusts his cock into a womans mouth and she sucks and blows and caresses and deepthrts (always the best coz the deeper u go the faster he cums) when he does cum she should swallows with pride.

James was at home when Maddy knocked on the door asking to come into his bedroom. James opened the door and asked wat she was doing at his place when she jumped onto him, forcing him onto his bed. she started to force her way down to his groin and yanked down his pants, going for a blowjob. forcing her mouth over his dick James started going hard. she sucked and started going faster and James was getting harder until he cummed all in her mouth and as Maddy looked up into his eyes, she smiled over his dick and swallowed.

blowjob by catlady27 October 18, 2009

blowjob 

The act of performing felatio on a penis with the added trick of keeping said penis in the mouth and allowing it to be wet with spittle but not touching any of the mouth itself. At such a point, the blowjob giver then exhales (blows) around the penis providing a cooling, added sensation to the act that is otherwise not typically a part of felatio. Contrary to popular definition, a blowjob is not simply a synonym of felatio -- it's a distinct variation on the act.

Man, that blowjob you gave me last night really helped to sooth my ridiculously sore cock. Maybe we should start using some lube, you dried up old hag...

blowjob by Suckee September 23, 2004

blowjob 

The best way to shut your lady up for ten to fifteen minutes.

"Nancy was yellin at me to put my laundry away, so I rammed my purple-capped womb-ferret into her cake-hole. Even the bitchiest bitch can't simulataneously nag AND give a blowjob!"

blowjob by Drama_King April 28, 2008

Blowjobing Her 

The act of any kind of pleasure from a man to woman.

Also can be known as blowjobed

1. Dude im totally blowjobing her right now.

2. Dude i totally blowjobed her last night.

Blowjobing Her by Cap'n Geech015 June 8, 2009

irish eyes blowjob 

It's Saint Patrick's day and you have been out drinking pints of Guinness with a freckled dirty-blonde Irish lass. She has on over-the-top eye makeup and mascara. She chug a lugs her pint and gets on her knees and makes a blowjob, all the while fluttering her eyelashes, making bubbles and smiling.

One of the twins gave me an Irish Eyes Blowjob, but I was too drunk to identify her!

irish eyes blowjob by Judy Shiblumi June 16, 2017

blowjob 

Work that doesn't suck. <g>

Jeniffer gave Jef a blowjob. Now there's some work that doesn't suck.

blowjob by Nossy April 16, 2006

great white blowjob 

A half-baked idea which ends in catastrophic failure.

"Dave let a hobo borrow £50; he got a great white blowjob"

great white blowjob by SinebladeIII October 15, 2007