step brother

A mixed-race black person who plays both sides of the fence according to when it suits them, slipping between urban vernacular to hustle and jive with the brothers and articulate prep-speak to charm whitey.

That step brother Obama is about as African as an eggroll.

by it be what it be March 17, 2010

Big Brother

A horrible reality show on CBS that the network has yet to catch on has low ratings that no one wants to watch. Twelve shameless "houseguests" of mostly twenty-somethings are spied upon 24-7 in the “Big Brother house” on the CBS lot and seen scheming against those contestants they dislike. It's basically a popularity contest. A competition is held every week to determine the Head of Household who will nominate two candidates for eviction. Each week the cast votes to oust the next person from the Big Brother House. On the last episode, the cast votes for the $500,000 winner.

Seeing these pathetic, hopeless people on Big Brother who are desperate for 10-minutes of fame or shame makes me realize my life isn’t so bad after all. The funniest thing is not the contestants, but that CBS thinks this is actually entertaining and that Americans have no life but to sit down and watch this garbage.

I hate Big Brother. Get it off the air.

by [e-mail] April 29, 2008

My Brother's Keeper?

IN OTHER WORDS:

1. How do you respond to your brother?

2. Tell me the truth?

NINO BROWN:
You cut a side deal
with that motherfucker didn't you?

GEE MONEY: (struggling to answer)

NINO BROWN:
Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Gee.

Fucking Cain.

My brother's keeper?

(Nino walks closer to Gee, then reaches in Gee's coat to find and take his glass dick/crack pipe to confront him)

Was it this......glass......dick...you've been sucking on, huh? Huh? Was that it? Now I see how you let that motherfucker infiltrate. He used you, Gee.

(then Nino throws Gee's glass dick/crack pipe very far from where they're standing)

-From NEW JACK CITY (1991)

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 19, 2006

Brothel Creepers

Footwear, generally of a formal design, that is donned prior to a night of debauchery (often in Amsterdam) ending in the bludgeoning of a pro. Can also describe any type of smart shoe, irrespective of afore mentioned bludgeon.

With a set brothel creepers on my feet and lust in my heart I took on the streets of the Amster-damager

by The Muck Miester General September 22, 2005

Cornball Brother

A brother who has balls made out of corn.

"You won't be having kids if you hook up with my brother, he's a cornball brother"

by j8sony December 14, 2012

Little brother syndrome

A person that is really good at being a goof ball and breaking the tension of situations through comedy and playful antics. But at the same time, has a hard time ever taking things seriously or taking responsibility for things, expecting or assuming others will simply come to help out when needed. This is often how little brothers can behave, hence the term.

Sean is always getting parking tickets, and it's 'never his fault.' I used to feel bad, but now I just laugh at him. His older brother doesnt get it, and his mom just always bails him out. I don't get the guy, but he's a blast to be around. He has total little brother syndrome.

by wawaone February 28, 2011

brothat

Leon is a "light skinned brothat" seeking a "hook up"

Subject line: "Hook a light skinned Brothat up."

Message body: "Guess what I am in the market for!!


A FEMALE COMPANION!

..yeah. I'm a geek. BITE ME! I might bite back depending on who you are. ;)"

by molto March 4, 2005