Barger

The act of skipping a friend's planned event without any forewarning, remorse or sense of obligation.

I was too lazy to leave my couch today, so I pulled a Barger on my buddy's birthday event.

by xMrRocknRollx November 21, 2016

Barker College

Used to be gay where boys blow boys and suk there diks.

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by Xavier Gyngell KNOX opopopo October 17, 2021

Nicolai Barnes

The sexiest, awesomest man in the entire world, with a huge penis and a great suave attitude. Sure to make any woman's bed rock any time, any day, any place. You'll never find a greater sex machine in the entire universe, because he is the fucking man. Better even than Chuck Norris.

"Dude, did you see Nicolai Barnes last night?"

"Yeah, man, I couldn't sleep with all the women he was pleasing!"

by DJayce October 26, 2011

Barber Shop

v. When a man brushes his johnson against an unwilling victim.

I once saw a guy catch a barber shop to the face at a Phish concert, full nuts.

by JonDutch November 8, 2004

Barney

1. The penis.

2. A despised person.
(second sense refers to Barney Rubble, a character from The Flinstones.)

that Barney will not leave me alone.

by Light Joker May 28, 2004

Barnette

A slimy tool used in the engraving of wanton and unneeded headphones used by those of the persuasion of schizmatic doctrine. The tool is shaped like a long, spiny, demonic tail and the sliminess is a result of old yellow earwax indicative of those who can't hear well due to many years of obnoxious loud drumming during the sacred ritual of the pre-breaktime party puke. This tool erodes in the presence of hubbly or "nargilla" smoke. Used most commonly in first person shooter genres. This tool is often associated with mann.

Is that a barnette or are you just happy to see me?

by CarbonbasedBegoodforyou July 7, 2010

barbershop quartet

Similar to the "Abe Lincoln", the barbershop quartet involves an individual or a group of individuals ejaculating into the face of the "victim" before having a bag of pre trimmed pubic hair thrown onto the victim's defiled face. The men then procede to quickly don red and white striped hats and sing a brief song in four part harmony. In situations with only one man present, friends need to be called in and hidden before the act, ready to jump out to accompany their buddy.

Rob: Holy shit, she sure was surprised when you guys came out of the closet when I hit her with that bag of pubes.

Tony: Yeah, and Carl's soprano was fantastic!

John: That sure was one barbershop quartet for the books.

by Kalem January 10, 2008