battle commander

Battle commander is Ghanaian slang for phone or mobile.

Yo, flash me up on the battle commander whenever.

by JWC24 May 6, 2018

battle daddy

A character or person in real life who you would like to fight and or fuck in real life.

Hiso is my Battle Daddy

by Hella gay anime April 7, 2018

the double hammer battle

Where two men (without erections) rub their dicks together until they get erections then one lays down face up and the other lays on top of him they suck each other's dicks until one of them cums the loser must lie down on the floor while the winner inserts his penis into the losers asshole and proceeds to fuck him until completion.

Aw man Trevor you shoulda seen joe got so drunk last night I won at the double hammer battle easily

by Abnormalcupcake March 7, 2017

weiny battle

A battle that tests various fuck boi skills to determine who is the weiniest of all the weinies

peiny weiny weiny hut jr fuck boi

Chad and Brad were arguing over who's Patagonia was the flyest. Bystanders took bets on who would win the weiny battle.

by poorchildwhohasnofuture May 25, 2016

Battle Tux

A tux you wouldn't want to get married in. It's probably seen better days and is now only appropriate for rowdy, drunken events (i.e. you don't mind getting booze or vomit on it).

Dude 1: What are you wearing for the booze cruise tonight?
Dude 2: Battle tux, all the way.

by RandyAnderson May 1, 2016

Texas Worm Battle

When you are performing anal sex and while penetrating you feel a solid turd fighting back against your penis. Like worms battling.

Jim : "Dude did you fuck that girl last night?"
Bill : "Yeah man we did anal, ended up having a Texas worm battle."

by Penisjuggler3232 October 6, 2016

battle universe

a youtube channel by the same creators of Team Edge, basically cool challenges but using NERF guns
(none of these videos are sponored by NERF)

Friend: Hey dude have you seen battle universe?
Me: oh yea that nerf gun team edge channel

by FirePatricio February 9, 2018