turbo fag

One who exceeds beyond even his own perceieved limitations of homosexual prowess.

"I'm simply gobsmacked at how much of turbo fag you can be!"

by rickwhohatesyou August 7, 2006

Swag Fag

Someone who's constantly talking about how much swagger they have(In reality they have none).

The Swag Fag: I have so much swag and you have none.
Opposing Person: You're such a Swag Fag!

by DictionaryCreater1838374639304 October 24, 2011

Football Fag

Pretending to like football just to be in a room of grizzly football loving men. You use this time to check out their potential chubby size, and fantasize about touching their butt holes with gardening equipment.

I'm sick of that football fag staring at my junk all the time. Why the fuck does he have gardening sheers with him?

by Sally CrapBasket August 17, 2009

Kmart Fag

A fag without fashion.

Yuck, look at those two Kmart fags. Why would you wear that in public, really gum boots and daisy dukes.

by fruit cup columbus June 7, 2010

Fag Biscuit

A person who wimps out of doing a manly activity.

Get your ass over here and play cards with us, you fag biscuit.

by StevieRudes August 23, 2011

Fag

1. Short for faggot when refering to stupid idiots like Cloud Strife and George W. Bush

2. Used by the British to mean cigarettes

3. Dirty word for Gay men.

1.Sephiroth: "Cloud is a FAG!"

Cloud to Zack Fair: "Sephy's stupid!"

2.Wanna Fag?

3. Did you see that fundie wearing the T-shirt, "God Hates Fags?"

by Sasquatch_Rebel May 5, 2008

Fag-Mail

When someone forgets to log off their email or facebook on a computer and another person sends out an email to their address book pretending to be that person. (Normally pretending to come out of the closet or something gay.)

Practical joke that normally takes place in the workplace.

Dude I just read an email sent from Chase. It says "he loves cock" and that "he enjoys rubbing his balls on Morgan's mustache." Someone must have fag-mailed him.

by Bigfish951 August 17, 2009