fb fapping

Scrolling through Facebook profile pictures while fapping

You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit fb fapping and come out.

by MarthNi June 12, 2018

Fap

How suburban white boys who play tennis and Lacrosse and get brand new cars for their 16th birthday say jacking off.

Hey Hubert you coming to tennis lessons today?

Yeah, right after I fap.

by Fatdickmcstuffins July 25, 2019

fapping

fucking yourself. also known as jerking off

ah cant wait to get some good fapping

by Abanded April 2, 2022

fap nap

When a guy masturbates in bed.

I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

FAP

Fat Ass Pussy

When you meet a girl and you say hey that’s a FAP. My dream girl will have a fat ass pussy.

by KatyRussoProblems June 20, 2025

fap december

you have to masturbate every day until you die :) but each day one more fap time

My son died during fap december.

by mas2000turbator November 19, 2017

FAP

When one proceeds to Furiously Attack Penis/Pussy (must be a solo act and hopefully until climax)

woke up late so this morning had to fap in the shower to make it on time, life hacks!

by TheDumbdumb August 4, 2021