I just wanna (feat. Mac Miller)

Possibly the best song ever to be produced, created by Cheef Keef and Mac Miller. The mere mentioning of this song in any social interaction will immediately make the one who mentioned it at least 18,000× more attractive and intelligent. As well as the fact that who ever likes this song will automatically become a neurosurgeon.

Some hot girl: What kind of music do you like?

Guy: I really like that song, Cheef Keef - I just wanna (feat. Mac Miller).

Some hot girl: Have sex with me right now.

by 1234qwertyuiop5678 August 25, 2019

I need to sort out my life

Every assholes go-to excuse for ignoring you so they could play games and talk to other people.

You: Hey, I really miss talking to you!
*five hours later*
You: Oh... I guess you don’t feel the same way.
Them: Sorry, I need to sort out my life.

by Getrekt911 June 18, 2019

Jose Gonzales i know your seeing this

Ok guys let me tell you a epic story, so yesterday i was eating a cat lol

Jose Gonzales i know your seeing this

by Fernandito7648 April 25, 2019

We are MAMAMOO! Oh... I am Apink~

When Apink's Eunji was singing MAMAMOO's song, "Piano Man". She tried to sing the iconic part "We are MAMAMOO" but she remembered she was from Apink and instead she sang "I am Apink".

"I love Eunji's "We are MAMAMOO! Oh... I am Apink~" is just so cute"

by classcicvelvet December 7, 2019

i just killed a women feeling good

tommyinnit

"i just killed a women feeling good!"-tommyinnit

by fuyfyfbffyfyhuikjgvj,cfdku January 10, 2021

i got too much swagger for the dagger

If ur about to get stabbed just say “I got too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave you alone

Example from danganronpa
Sayaka: I got too much swagger for the dagger
11037: oh shit sorry bae

by xX Kokichi Ouma Xx February 23, 2022

I before E except after C

Something like the Teletubbies, as it was created by someone high on pot at the time. It barely even works. In terms of the words that have those kinds of letters, most of them break the rule, so it is pointless. Teams have lost the Spelling Bee just because they trusted the devil of spelling, I before E except after C. Even English teachers think that this is a shitty technique.

Teacher: I before E except after C.
Me: That's useless, there are so many exceptions.
Teacher: Detention.

by Power476 February 27, 2021