Cock

Another way to call a chicken
Or another way to call your penis

"Hey look at that cock walking around"
"Woah! That's a big cock you have"Jarrod said while looking at Tim's penis.

by Jsmea July 7, 2019

cock rolling

The act of one rolling tape over his cock, then inserting it into the woman's vagina.

This is typically used as a form of birth control, or by people who cannot afford condoms.

Jack typically uses cock rolling to prevent his girlfriend from becoming pregnant.

by Elixir of Wisdom July 11, 2015

cock valet

A cock valet is someone who is religiously fucked by a person or group of people. Therefore, instead of parking cars for people and deciding what spot they belong in, you are parking their cocks inside of you. There can be a group of cock valets also, making the task of parking people's cocks a group effort deciding on what cock goes in what orifice.

"They want us to do what!? Do I look like their personal cock valets!?"

"That task makes fucking zero sense! I guess we're all playing cock valet today!"

by BigDickPapa (BDP) October 4, 2017

Matey Cock

A crude way to describe someone's name you've forgotten when referring to them.

Oh what's his name again, old matey cock? ...Who?

by Mika88 May 29, 2024

Curling Cock Special

When when one or more men wrap the female's hair around their cock, simulating a curling iron, and then jams it down said female's throat.

Man, she came in for a haircut, but I had to give her the Curling Cock Special.

by BrianMccaleb February 20, 2017

Horse Cock

A big 11 pound cock that when it hits you, you will fucking die.

Dude1: Man, this horse is really pretty
Dude2: Ya, his cock is absolutely massive, it is like 11 pounds!!

A big 11 pound horse cock

by SarcasticBean March 4, 2021

cock

Another word for penis. Probably is the most sexiest way of saying penis

Before I thrusted my large veiny hard cum filled cock in her mouth she instantly started licking my cock making me precum a tiny bit

by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021